Ritual of the Stork

When 2 parents love each other very much they seclude themselves in a room (normally a bedroom) and perform it in the Tunnel of Life. If the great stork accepts the ritual then in about 9 months a baby will enter the world through the Tunnel of Life.

You only exist because of the Ritual of the Stork.

by African Fertility God November 4, 2013

jizz ritual

Is a jizz ritual a ritual with jizz involved

Bro that jizz ritual was kind of insane

by jizz ritual Man January 6, 2021

Herobrine ritual

DO NOT DO THE RITUAL I WILL SUMMON HEROBRINE HES SO SCARY WAAAAWAAAAWAAAAA

2014
god among humans:Im goin to use the Herobrine ritual to summon HEROBRINE!!!
7year old: WAAAAAHWAAAH PLZ DONT HEROBRINE SO SCARY

by GIGACHADHEROBRINE May 20, 2022

Bright ritual

A bright ritual: The opposite of a dark ritual. It repels the effects of a dark ritual, and grants the user a bit of luck.

Matt:Hey, why did you use that dark ritual on me? I had to use a bright ritual to repel it!
Slime: It was a dare, I swear!

by Matt_the_slime_slayer June 21, 2016

Superjoint Ritual

A band formed by Phil Anselmo taht combines Thrash Metal with Punk,Fast and Fucking brutal.

If i could fuck Superjoint Ritual's music it would be swollen everyday.

by ob.Maximus November 13, 2004

sex ritual

When you want to cast magic you have to take the girl and get her to suck your balls, and cum on her chest . And then a bunny is shoved through her Virginia and whala you have a sex ritual.

I wanted to make a bunny so I had a sex ritual.

by Handcuff October 5, 2018

satanic ritual

The act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a "horn" and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after.

Person #1: dude i fucked up my satanic ritual

Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you

Person #1 thanks man your such a bro

by asshole 74 April 14, 2011