The Ring

Trippy horror movie that teaches kids not to watch strange videos with small children, kill kids, or make possessed, evil bitches sleep with horses. The special effects also rock... the movie was based off of a popular Japanese movie that was even better. For a taste of the true gore in the movie, rent ti. see also hella died.

Do not fear for you will soon see the ring.

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 12, 2003

the ring

Will either frighten the fuck out of you, or will have no effect. If it fails to scare you, you will realise it makes little to no sense. If it does scare you, you will be unable to sleep with the light off for weeks.

The Ring = PURE LIQUID FEAR

by Shtting Dicknipples September 17, 2003

The Ring

Holy shit this movies scary. damn i nearly pissed in my pants when she came out of the tv screen. holy shit...and i didnt watch tv for a whole friggin week!

The ring scared the crap out of jay and O.T.E

by vectrex May 31, 2003

THE Ring

Any ring that a woman wears on her INDEX finger to show that she is on her menstual cycle (period). Girls should wear a ring on their finger during this time of month to show you to back off at a party or such. This will stop any sexual awkwardness from happening if you were to attempt to hit on the woman.

John: Dude that girl is pretty fine over there. I think I'm going to go talk to her.'

Joe: Okay but don't go too far, she's wearing the ring.

John: Oh man, she's married.

Joe: Not that ring, dude, THE ring.

John: Oh crap you're right, man, thanks for backing me up there, i wouldnt want to get owned like Mike.

Joe: Your welcome bro, keep it real

by KOphysics February 22, 2010

ring ring

Noise that a phone makes.

*ring ring* "Yello?" "Is your refridgerator running?" "Yes indeedeed!" "Well then, don't let the bed bugs bite!"
*laughter*
etc. etc. etc.
etc. etc. etc.
etc. etc. etc.

by A_Llama March 4, 2004

Ring

A gold thingy that stops creepy old men from stealing your wife

Rings are very useful against this sort of thing

by Asianjoeee November 14, 2019

Ring

A piece of jewelry one wears on their finger. Also a word urban dictionary kids use as an excuse to write something completely unrelated to the word. See: sexual.

"Hey guys! Let's write a completely sexual definition of a word that isn't sexual such as RING!"

Other example: Curtains: Wow, I could fuck you by those curtains.

by Blueberry26 December 31, 2007