Rimtard
Someone who rims butt holes (licks them) and is is always menatlly challenged (retarded). Thus Rimtard is a collectuve of the two.
Rimtard by Butt monkey September 9, 2004
rimstash
The always present rimstash in Alfi's bathroom is the result of him keeping it clean for the ladies.
As drunk as I am, I'm still not using that stall with the grizzly looking rimstash.
She's hot, but why oh why do you call her Rimstash? Dude, when she goes to the bathroom, she always leaves a stash of pubs on the toilet seat.
As drunk as I am, I'm still not using that stall with the grizzly looking rimstash.
She's hot, but why oh why do you call her Rimstash? Dude, when she goes to the bathroom, she always leaves a stash of pubs on the toilet seat.
rimstash by weaver9million November 21, 2010
Risitas Day
Risitas day celebrates the late Comedian El Risitas who was featured in several memes when he was interviewed in 2007
The holiday is April 5th and to celebrate spend time with your family and tell jokes around the fire.
The holiday is April 5th and to celebrate spend time with your family and tell jokes around the fire.
Risitas Day by NerfMaster69 April 29, 2021
rivita
rivita is a cracker, it comes in a packet of twenty five deliciously machine baked rivita styled healthy option biscuits.
they have been known to be included in many diets, including ones which release fluid and hard stool from the human bowles, once intake of rivita biscuits has started, being too close to the buttox of those who have scoffed rivita is dangerous, the old style packaging included warnings for Projectile vomiting, and Projectile Faeces.
this is where the term RivitaShita was also derived from (look that up)
rivita has been used by women as tampons when none have been available for years, and also as a sanitary pad by the older ladies, trouble with this option is mistaken identity for food once used in this method.
they have been known to be included in many diets, including ones which release fluid and hard stool from the human bowles, once intake of rivita biscuits has started, being too close to the buttox of those who have scoffed rivita is dangerous, the old style packaging included warnings for Projectile vomiting, and Projectile Faeces.
this is where the term RivitaShita was also derived from (look that up)
rivita has been used by women as tampons when none have been available for years, and also as a sanitary pad by the older ladies, trouble with this option is mistaken identity for food once used in this method.
" hey mum, school was great but im really hungry, do you have any Rivita?"
"my diet isnt working, my bowles are going stale, i need 5 packs of Rivita IMMEDIATELY"
" Dorris, me tampons have ran out hours ago, im desperate, you got any Rivita in the cupboard?"
" Wendy, Ya dirty bitch, you put the used Rivita back in the pack and my nephew ate it last night!!!"
" Dorris my Sanitary pads fell out my bag at mcdonalds, can you please run down the shop and get me some soft option Rivita biscuits"
"my diet isnt working, my bowles are going stale, i need 5 packs of Rivita IMMEDIATELY"
" Dorris, me tampons have ran out hours ago, im desperate, you got any Rivita in the cupboard?"
" Wendy, Ya dirty bitch, you put the used Rivita back in the pack and my nephew ate it last night!!!"
" Dorris my Sanitary pads fell out my bag at mcdonalds, can you please run down the shop and get me some soft option Rivita biscuits"
rivita by ryan in london January 11, 2009
ridita
Ridita is nice