mong rider

A mong rider is an old style road bike. Often riden by 'hipsters' these days.

A: How are you getting to the party?
B: Riding my mong rider

by oneworddefinition August 17, 2011

Mother Riley scanner attack

Used to describe a person who's head regularly explodes in anger whilst posting on a forum.

"Steve's just had another Mother Riley scanner attack. That can't be doing his blood pressure much good!"

by Terence Dactyl July 6, 2014

lone rider

Someone who genuinely prefers to be on their own than in a relationship and may have never had one. They like having friends but could easily cut them from their life if needs be and move on. However sometimes lone riders like to feel needed but once shit gets serious they disappear.

Boy: I want to be with you

Girl: we're better as friends

Boy: your impossible

Girl: I'm a lone rider

by Bountyhunter November 22, 2014

Take a plane ride.

A clever way of saying you're going to get high.

JOE: Yo you wanna go to class today?
MOE: Nah I cant, I have to take a plane ride.
JOE: Nice! Where you going?
MOE: Cloud 9

weedsmokingpotplaneridehighstonedbakedmarijuanagetting high

by RYMANtheFRYMAN May 6, 2011

ride the bowl

Taking a nice dump on the toilet, riding the toilet bowl as if it were a horse.

I had to take such a bad shit, I had to ride the bowl! Hi, Ho, Shitter, away! I'm the Lone Pooper!

by LonePooper June 9, 2016

ride off into the sunset

Origin: from a Western movie cliché, in which the good guy who has arrived in a troubled town and solved whatever grave problem it was experiencing with bad guys, gets on his horse and rides west in the direction of the picturesque setting sun.

My work here is finished, its time for me to ride off into the sunset.

by cyberrich November 25, 2013

ride the cyclone

Ride the cyclone is the best musical to ever exist, following the story of 6 teenagers who perished on a faulty roller coaster called the cyclone. They are all stuck in limbo and have to sing to achieve the prize of living again. It features many different types of genres of music. It IS the best.

“Woah whats your favorite musical ever?”
“My favorite musical and the best ever is ride the cyclone”

by Littletinyturles July 30, 2022