money redistribution machine

A nickname that my overworked and institutionally derisive father used to give himself when he was feeling especially used and unappreciated.

Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

revision

Probably what you should be doing right now...

Instead you come here to procrastinate.

Hmm I need to revise, hell lets look up revision at urbandictionary to waste some time.

by nFuriate December 11, 2007

darrelle revis

Starting Cornerback for the New York Jets Football team. Reps the #24, is definitively the best corner in the NFL behind nmadi asomugha after shutting down andre johnson and randy moss in consecutive weeks without safety help. He is still young and went to his first pro-bowl in 2009, and should be headed to many more in his long career ahead.

Dude, yesterday at my game i had a 3 interceptions, 1 returned for a touchdown, 6 tackles, a sack, and a forced fumble.
What are you darrelle Revis?

by nyj80 October 3, 2009

French Resistance

The french fries remaining at the bottom of a fast food bag after the rest of the meal has been consumed.

Jack wasn't completely satisfied with his value meal until he realized that there were nine members of the french resistance at the bottom of his bag.

by RichWI October 3, 2007

revision

student's version of Hell

by Diza May 3, 2003

Late Registration

Kanye West's follow-up to The College Dropout includes tracks such as "Diamonds (From the Sierra Leone)" as well as "Gold Digger" Feat. Jamie Foxx and many other great tracks. This album is surprisingly largely produced by Jon Brion. Late Registration released on August 30th 2005 is an instant classic like the last Kanye album.

"...so they ask me, why you call it late registration Ye? Cuz we takin these mothafuckas back to school

by LoBww1 September 11, 2005

Inanimate Resistance

Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.

"My condom is giving me some IR"
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."

by Kurrupt1976 June 17, 2009