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drive revenue

Process by which sales leeches find ways to suck every last drop of money out of markets by developing and marketing various new ideas, depending on their field.
Fred had a hard time driving revenue this period because he was so occupied with sucking the marketing VP's nutsack.
by rssllk September 10, 2005
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Internal Revenue Service

The Internal Revenue Service, also known as the IRS, is the revenue service for the U.S. federal government, which is responsible for collecting stupid taxes and dumbly administering the IRC (Internal Revenue Code).
IRS: This is the Internal Revenue Service.
Victim: *breaths*
IRS: IT'S TIME TO PAY YOUR TAXES...
by SubIeveI February 17, 2023
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Revenue Collector

by Zoe February 21, 2005
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eventure

While we were rolling we wanted to walk around, and before we knew it we were on an eventure.
by djh712 February 17, 2009
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Revenue collection officer

The difference between a police officer and an asshole who was bullied throw out school so they have to take it out on society.
Look at that {revenue collection officer} hiding way back there with no lights on. The work he does gets the real offenders. Why arrest drug dealers and rapist when you can ticket Someone whose simply driving a faster louder better car.
by The real true story June 30, 2017
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Real Revenue

When someone from your company thinks they're bringing in real revenue then another colleague drops savage revenue.
John is bringing in some real revenue, not like Tom.
by DonMario77 February 28, 2023
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revature

A really awesome company that provides large companies with computer programmers. Upon joining Revature, you are provided with 3 months of training for free! They also provide you with free housing! A great company to join if you want to kick start your software engineering career.
I just joined Revature and was provided with free training!”
by Vanilla_Fraggers April 11, 2019
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