Return to Sender

When you shit on someone's dick and they give you anal sex.

Person 1: You'll never guess what me and Tom did last night!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I made like a postman and did Return to Sender!
Person 2: Nice!

by ThePancakeLord33 September 4, 2016

Return to sender

When a man cums In a woman’s mouth then she kisses him, and he swallows.

That girl Karla gave me a return to sender last night and I think I kind of liked it.

by Happystream August 14, 2020

Return To Sender

When you inject semen into your balls through a heroin needle

Hold on baby, I'm about to Return To Sender

by Bozo_Boner69 March 25, 2022

Return-to-sender

After ejaculating into another person (creampie), the sender the proceeds to perform oral, thus taking back the dropped package.

He couldn't last, but he totally owned that return-to-sender to make up for it!

by ninjawise December 13, 2019

Return to sender

When you get a facial and spit it back into his mouth.

I got a facial, but he had some funky spunk. So I return to sender

by Xoxodevilish July 1, 2021

Return To Sender

Sex Move:

Have a male Ejaculate in your mouth, act like your going for a kiss then squirt the sperm back into his mouth

"Hey guess what I did to Jimmy last night"
"Oh what?"
"I gave him the old Return to Sender"
"Gross"

by Gargantuan the great March 30, 2022

Return to Sender

It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.

This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.

by deathfordough February 17, 2020