Return To Sender

Sex Move:

Have a male Ejaculate in your mouth, act like your going for a kiss then squirt the sperm back into his mouth
"Hey guess what I did to Jimmy last night"
"Oh what?"
"I gave him the old Return to Sender"
"Gross"
by Gargantuan the great March 30, 2022
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Return to sender

When you get a facial and spit it back into his mouth.
I got a facial, but he had some funky spunk. So I return to sender
by Xoxodevilish July 02, 2021
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When a man cums In a woman’s mouth then she kisses him, and he swallows.
That girl Karla gave me a return to sender last night and I think I kind of liked it.
by Happystream August 15, 2020
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Return to Sender

When you shit on someone's dick and they give you anal sex.
Person 1: You'll never guess what me and Tom did last night!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I made like a postman and did Return to Sender!
Person 2: Nice!
by ThePancakeLord33 February 21, 2016
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It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.
This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.
by deathfordough February 17, 2020
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After ejaculating into another person (creampie), the sender the proceeds to perform oral, thus taking back the dropped package.
He couldn't last, but he totally owned that return-to-sender to make up for it!
by ninjawise December 14, 2019
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When eating out someone’s pussy/asshole they queef/ fart into your mouth so you burp into their pussy/asshole
Me and this chick were doing 69 and she queefed into my mouth so I burped into her pussy. Return to sender.
by jackaufman October 08, 2019
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