The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".
Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."
Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."
Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."
by Jaxxehv2.0 July 30, 2011
He is a seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket
by the seven gauger April 22, 2020
The event of which your foreskin is permanently stuck in the position where it cannot be pulled down.
Ben: yo Gemma I can't pull down my foreskin I think there is some smegma in there.
Gemma: don't worry ben I will lick your foreskin to lubricate it
un-retractable foreskin
Gemma: don't worry ben I will lick your foreskin to lubricate it
un-retractable foreskin
by smegyeet August 24, 2019
That girl is so drunk and ugly that she is retractive.
The way that jerk hit on that girl was retractive.
The way that jerk hit on that girl was retractive.
by Crystal Hart June 24, 2009
Term used when Vegas Matt, EJ and the crew play Huff and Puff. They erroneously refer to a tape measure as a retractable ruler.
EJ: Shiiiit, we got the retractable ruler Dad
Vegas Matt: F*cking Sando!
W2-Jesus: Did you know the first tape measure was patented in 1829?
Vegas Matt: F*cking Sando!
W2-Jesus: Did you know the first tape measure was patented in 1829?
by CJ2024 March 05, 2024