The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".
Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."
Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."
Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."
by Jaxxehv2.0 July 30, 2011
Get the Premature Key Retractionmug. He is a seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracket
by the seven gauger April 22, 2020
Get the seven-gauge-retractable-opinion-bracketmug. Term used when Vegas Matt, EJ and the crew play Huff and Puff. They erroneously refer to a tape measure as a retractable ruler.
EJ: Shiiiit, we got the retractable ruler Dad
Vegas Matt: F*cking Sando!
W2-Jesus: Did you know the first tape measure was patented in 1829?
Vegas Matt: F*cking Sando!
W2-Jesus: Did you know the first tape measure was patented in 1829?
by CJ2024 March 5, 2024
Get the retractable rulermug. Term coined by me, a mixture of real mental problems,
“A proposed condition marked by emotional withdrawal and inner immersion.
Individuals show traits of Selective Mutism, Alexithymia, Anhedonia, and Maladaptive Daydreaming—appearing quiet, detached, and emotionally flat while maintaining a vivid inner world where they can express the feelings they cannot in reality.”
Combination of Selective Mutism, Maladaptive Daydreaming, Alexithymia, and Anhedonia
“A proposed condition marked by emotional withdrawal and inner immersion.
Individuals show traits of Selective Mutism, Alexithymia, Anhedonia, and Maladaptive Daydreaming—appearing quiet, detached, and emotionally flat while maintaining a vivid inner world where they can express the feelings they cannot in reality.”
Combination of Selective Mutism, Maladaptive Daydreaming, Alexithymia, and Anhedonia
Person 1: What’s wrong? Are you okay?
Person 2: What? Oh, sorry. I have Thymic Retraction Disorder (TRD), sometimes I retract from reality and can’t process my emotions
Person 2: What? Oh, sorry. I have Thymic Retraction Disorder (TRD), sometimes I retract from reality and can’t process my emotions
by CreepyTheWise October 29, 2025
Get the Thymic Retraction Disorder (TRD)mug. The event of which your foreskin is permanently stuck in the position where it cannot be pulled down.
Ben: yo Gemma I can't pull down my foreskin I think there is some smegma in there.
Gemma: don't worry ben I will lick your foreskin to lubricate it
un-retractable foreskin
Gemma: don't worry ben I will lick your foreskin to lubricate it
un-retractable foreskin
by smegyeet August 24, 2019
Get the un-retractable foreskinmug. That girl is so drunk and ugly that she is retractive.
The way that jerk hit on that girl was retractive.
The way that jerk hit on that girl was retractive.
by Crystal Hart June 26, 2009
Get the Retractivemug.