Reservoir High School

Reservoir High School aka 'Resi' is located off of highway 29 in Fulton, MD. It's the second wealthiest high school in Howard County and is know for their students' wild house parties, constant drama, soccer team, snobby mean girls, and few wannabe rednecks. Their mascot is the Gator and is known to have a very diverse group of students.

Guy #1: "Dude you date that girl from Reservoir high school? They have the baddest girls"
Guy #2: "Yeah man she's a gator"
Guy #1: "I bet she's a freak bro"

Girl #1: "I think that kid goes to resi"
Girl #2: "I hate them, they're all bitchy there and they all think they're too good for everyone.
Girl #1: yeah that's true. Their soccer teams are amazing but everyone there is always in too much drama

by Jake auxworth November 2, 2013

reservoir dogs

Refers to when animals, dogs and rats et cetera, fall into a reservoir and are incapable of escape.
They must therefore eat each other to survive.
A bloody mess, of course, ensues

The Battle at the Kool Moe Dee concert was like a bunch of reservoir dogs going at it.

by Ignatius Strangelove December 5, 2007

reservoir dogs

Quentin Tarantino's "First" film, about a botched Bank heist.
Includes the (in)famous ear torture scene.

Reservoir Dogs?
"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to right, here I am stuck in the middle with you"

by cool_penguin_0 August 20, 2004

reservoir tip

the closed end of a (male) condom; the diameter of the condom is greatly reduced for the last 1/2-to-3/4".This small chamber reduces the pressure of semen in the end of the condom, reducing the risk of the condom breaking.

She squashed the reservoir tip of the condom with her thumb and forefinger as she rolled the 'lube' onto his erect penis.

by John R. December 9, 2003

jew reservoir

A jew infested neighbourhood.

I'm not moving to that neighbourhood as it is a jew reservoir.

by AnonDoxy February 5, 2019

Reservoir Tip-ster

A hipster who wears the ubiquitous winter hat lifted high enough on the head that the end resembles the reservoir tip of a condom. Sometimes, the end will droop down (especially popular these days), and the hipster's hat will then resemble the reservoir tip of a used condom.

Ex.1:
Hipster 1: "seriously, dude, does having your hat pulled up like that make any difference?"

Hipster 2: "Yeah dude, that looks pretty ghey."

Reservoir Tip-ster: *walks off to shakespeare class in shame*

Ex.2:
-"Look at those fools! How do their hats stay on?"
-"Socks man. A bunch of reservoir tipsters."
-"That one smells like PBR"

by ChadbroSpill March 29, 2010

reservoir dogs

The results of defecating in the water tank of a toilet.

"Don't tell anyone, but I totally left some nice reservoir dogs in the staff bathroom..."

by Leetamus September 3, 2009