rejection

What my love life currently consists of

She rejected me, and she did, oh and she did as well

by Rock DJ January 15, 2005

respection

n. An erection formed out of an immense respect for someone or something.

"I got a massive respection watching this Led Zeppelin DVD"

by Jeremy Blacker October 11, 2005

reaction status

A reaction status is a Facebook status posted purely because the person posting it is aware that it will have a reaction (a large number of comments/likes)

A common 'reaction status' is seen after a popular TV show, when people post funny lines from the show knowing that people will be logging into Facebook shortly afterwards.

"How good is half term?" (obviously half term is good, but why would you say this for any other reason than to get a reaction? Reaction Status.)

"Remember when everyone used to have a Nokia 3310?" (The person posting this knows everyone had a 3310. They said so in their post. So why ask? Reaction Status.)

*any line from The Inbetweeners* (People posting these know large numbers of people watch The Inbetweeners, and often actually race to be the first to post a funny line, in order to secure the most comments/likes. Reaction Status.)

by OhTheDamageIsDone October 25, 2010

Rerection

The second erection following that first easy one that finished before you even started.

I'm so sorry. This usually doesn't happen... honestly. Hold on, I'll have my rerection any minute.

by HummerND February 16, 2009

Urban Dictionary rejection

That sad moment when you try and add a word to Urban Dictionary and they send you the email saying that the editors decided not to publish it. This lowers your self esteem because it makes you think you're not the funniest mother fucker alive like you thought all your life.

Jake: Hey what's wrong with Johnny?
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.

by bloody penguin November 7, 2011

v-rection

When a girl gets so horny, it shows.

"hey jyll, i know how to play that jason mraz song on the guitar."

"oh my god, i think i just got a v-rection!"

by maximusanton January 18, 2010

Statue of Reception

when you're sending a text message and you lose the last bar of service and you raise your arm up like the Statue of Liberty in hopes of catching just enough signal to complete the text transaction.

Doug- DUDE! I'm sexting Jessica and I just lost service!
Tom- Put your arm in the air! Hurry!
Fred- Statue of Reception, nice.
Tom- Works every time..

by meetgeorgejetson August 20, 2009