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reptile style

ˈreptəl,ˈrepˌtīl/ stīl/

1) A dangerous form of sexual contact perpetrated by two or more person(s). It generally involves violent thrashing, claws or talons and/or the use of teeth and poison venom to subdue the opposing partner. Loud hissing and snarling is generally associated with this activity.

Studies have shown that reptile style is most commonly enjoyed by couples whilst under the influence of methamphetamine.

The earliest known reports regarding reptile style outbreaks came out of the Belleville Ontario area in the late 19th century.

It is considered common to see one partner sustain fatal injuries while performing reptile style as seen in nature.

2) two lizards literally just fucking each other
Hey Bill what's up with Pete's face?

I heard his new girlfriend is all about that reptile style
by Shtsamdoes June 13, 2014
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recreational reptile

a whore that sells mass amounts of low grade pussy and blow jobs to as many dirty truckers as possible! aka lot lizard, sleeper creeper, bunk bunny,coin operated beaver, etc...
Ironman:hey empty pockets! that recreational reptile left a snail trail from your bunk to mine!
Empty pockets: that dirty whore gave me crabs!
by Ironman & empty pockets April 9, 2007
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reptile

A class of cold-blooded vertebrates that includes turtles, lizards, snakes, alligators and crocodile.
by David March 6, 2004
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Reptilepilled

An individual is said to be reptilepilled if they:

-Strategically limit emotional range to encompass only aggression when threatened and pleasure when comforted.
-Cannot self-thermoregulate, will fall into seasonal depression when unable to externally.
-sheds skin in the summer

-presents themselves for mating in the summer exclusively aka hot girl summer ie. when male reptiles complete spermatogenesis.

Reptiles can be taxonomized into different orders, use this to find your reptile persona:

Testudinata-Have hard shells to protect their soft interior. Live a rarely confrontational and long life.
Squamata-Scaly, alluring exterior, has the ability to attract prey using appearance, venomous in some cases. Their goal is to survive at all costs.
Crocodilia-Apex predators. Killers by nature. Will intimidate prey and proceed to maul using display of strength and dominance.
Tuatara-Rarest and oldest reptile order. Contain an all seeing third eye, intellectually superior to other reptiles. Master of true stoicism.
"Jordan is so based and reptilepilled. I wish I were Jordan."
by lizardgirl69 May 17, 2021
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Texas Reptile Expo

The Texas Reptile Expo was founded by a lady from Arkansas. She is known for bringing largest reptile expo to the state of Texas with the most selection of venomous snakes. Everyone in Texas labels her the Reptile Queen and the Texas reptile expo the biggest show in Texas.
The Texas Reptile Expo got all them venomous snakes. You will see alot of reptiles down in Texas at the Texas Reptile Expo.
by Tvgee January 29, 2019
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Reptile Penis

The act of recieving a toothy BJ that results in scar tissue damage, therefore making your penis look scaley and rough.
Dude that blow job that I got from that porker in the bathroom of taco bell gave me reptile penis.
by The flooner August 3, 2017
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Republican Party Reptile

From the book of the same name by P. J. O'Rourke –

"We look like Republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf."
The Platform of the Republican Party Reptiles:

“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms."
by Melvin P. Dittlethumper December 10, 2009
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