The Great Replacement

When Facebook or Twitter redesign their interface and then roll it out to everybody so you can't use the old one, even though it's a steaming load of crap.

Facebook updated Messenger again? Great, even though this new design is crap here comes the Great Replacement all over again.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 9, 2019

Replacement

The substitute

The Replacement is the person you replace or switch for someone you're just not getting along with

by Mich PorkChop August 31, 2017

Replacement dog

The dog you get to replace the one who just died.

Lady at the park: You have an adorable puppy.
Me: Thanks, she's a replacement dog.
LatP: What do you mean?
Me: She replaced the dog that just died. In fact, I think she one-upped her.

LatP: You're horrible.
Me: pssh, bitch

by Joe Everyman June 30, 2010

replacement fuck buddy

A person who sole purpose is to pick up the slack from original fuck buddy. I.e. a stand in fuck buddy while the original fuck buddy is not meeting attendance requirements, sexual satisfaction requested, and/or exceeding preset relationship boundaries. See fuck buddy code for reference.

Friend: Raymond hasn't given me any in a few weeks.
Me: Girl, you need a replacement fuck buddy.

by Ms.Ellis October 20, 2015

Replacement issues

The feeling of being replaced or being turned away for someone else

When you are with your friends my replacement issues are bad because you ignore me for them

by winterxxx April 2, 2021

replacement words

Words that replace curse words and are usually immature, obnoxious, and unnecessary.

Jack: "What the fruit is going on here?"
Jill: "What didn't you just say f***?"
Jack: "Oh, I'm trying to stay appropriate for the kids, so I'm using replacement words."

by katec123 April 25, 2010

testicle replacement surgery

what happens on nights when cake is eaten

Sean and Spence were involved in amatuer testicle replacement surgery

by Gerp October 24, 2003