rehearsal dinner trick

Handy tool devised after feeling lousy at too many weddings. Planning ahead and consuming too much alcohol 2 days before the event where you need to be "on". Therefore, you will be hung over the night before the big day and won't be able to tie one on, thus avoiding feeling like crap when everyone else is partying.

"I feel terrible today because i drank too much at the rehearsal dinner. I won't be able to stay at the wedding very long. How do you feel so good?"

"Man, I pulled a rehearsal dinner trick...i got drunk on Thursday night so i couldn't drink last night. I'm good to go."

by Valmont July 16, 2008

Rehearsal Chick

They aren’t side hoes, they aren’t jump offs; these are girls they meet and treat like their real girlfriends but they never give them the title...

I know plenty of niggas who have rehearsal chicks and the poor girl thinks she so much more lol

by Meechy2006 February 19, 2012

rehearsal dick

The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.

"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"

"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."

by That_Bev December 8, 2017

rehardt

rehardt, a person who is really funny and caring and sweet, most of the times not feeling well, most of the times just a bit depressed, people, gets hurt by a lot of people, loves everyone, cares about everyone, always there, never mean or unfriendly.

Rehardt is so nice!
rehardt is always there for me
He's so caring! he doesn't deserve to be sad or depressed or anything involving that!

by Jan Poesk November 20, 2021

rehearseal

A prior "practice run" dat a mortuary performs to make sure dat a funeral will go off fairly well.

Whenever a black widow announces her upcoming wedding, da local funeral home immediately performs a rehearseal, since they assume dat their services will be needed quite soon!

by QuacksO February 19, 2022

rehearsed

someone implies that you've said that (what they replied to with "rehearsed") many times before.

if you insulted someone, it means they are saying it applies to you too.

can often be followed with "tbh" (to be honest), "ngl" (not gonna lie), or "fr" (for real).

be so astronomically fr rn. you must've rehearsed that huh.

by soul overrun February 22, 2023

tagged rehearsal

The time when you put on a suit / dress to make sure it fits before the big event. You leave the tags in so that you can return items that do not fit.

Bobby's parents made him go through a tagged rehearsal the week of his senior prom.

by Sept. 7 April 22, 2009