The Red Line is an elevated train that provides 24-hour train service between Howard on the North Side and 95th/Dan Ryan on the South Side via downtown Chicago. Do not take this train day/night to or from the south side of Chicago if you are white unless you want to get beat up, jumped or raped.
New girl living on south side: "hey let's take the Red Line "L" Train up to the city"
Friend who's been living there: "yeah girl, we can take the Red Line "L" Train if you want to get raped, beat up, stabbed and have your phone and money stolen"
Friend who's been living there: "yeah girl, we can take the Red Line "L" Train if you want to get raped, beat up, stabbed and have your phone and money stolen"
by chiveteran April 22, 2013
Get the Red Line "L" Trainmug. After the Capitals beat the Penguins, he continued to Rock the Red by taking the Red Line to Shady Grove
by wolfmnsbro May 4, 2009
Get the Taking the Red Line to Shady Grovemug. Mat: Oh man, I got a C on my final paper! I thought it was perfect.
John: Did you use spell check?
Mat: You mean that annoying red squiggle line under all my words? No I turned it off.
John: Why am I your friend again?
John: Did you use spell check?
Mat: You mean that annoying red squiggle line under all my words? No I turned it off.
John: Why am I your friend again?
by Lucky7ven June 2, 2011
Get the Red squiggle linemug. Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.
Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.
by Big shot 91 June 12, 2021
Get the DC Red Line Steamermug. Red-Line Torture is a form cock and ball torture (CNBT) used by the gremlins and involves inserting a Ritalin into the penis hole and anus. You then circumcise the patient and force them to snort a line of their own blood.
by CLINT LORD November 14, 2021
Get the Red-Line Torturemug. When one uses large fingers for typing word documents and is unable to spell correctly MS Word will unline the entire document with wavey red lines.
by the_riviera_kid October 10, 2010
Get the epic red line failmug. Some people & certain personality traits are just a red line. ( my privacy, my loved one, my routine, my life)
by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019
Get the Red linemug.