Reptilious

(Adj.) Showing supernatural physical or mental capabilities, like out-of-this-world.

Example 1:
In a reptilious performance the goalkeeper saved 4 penalties in a row, taking his team to the Grand Final!

Example 2:
That reptilious kid! He memorized 100 new Spanish words in just 1 day!

Example 3:
A: Once, when I was younger, I had to stay awake for 48 hours nonstop working on a school project.
B: Wow! That was reptilious man!

by Marcel Gomez December 6, 2022

Octeo-rectilitus

When the nerve endings of your eyes attach to the nerve endings of your ass, and you get a shitty outlook on life.

After John had a meeting with his boss, he had a bad case of octeo-rectilitus.

by _shaquille.oatmeal_ July 5, 2021

Oculus rectulus

It's when your eyesight and vision collide with your asshole and you have a real shity outlook on life

Your girlfriend leaves you your house burns down and instead of being positive yeah Oculus rectulus cuz you have to start all over

by GlitchKing68 May 4, 2022