Reuben is a guy who is charming and sweet and is very laid back. He is a terrible liar and master at swindling people at the same time. Reuben is very intelligent but refuses to accept it, Reuben is very protective of people close to him and really awkward when you first meet. Reuben always thinks too little of himself and portrays himself in a humble manner. Many people when meeting him at first find him annoying but if you know a Reuben keep them close because Reuben is very loyal to people he likes.
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Applied to a woman who has similar proportions to those in paintings by the Flemish painter Peter Paul Ruben; attractively plump; a woman who is alluring or pretty but without the waif-like body or athletic build presently common in media.
"Our waitress is really hot, even if she has a few extra pounds on her, but it doesn't matter because I like my women rubenesque anyway."
by daniel milw May 24, 2006
Get the rubenesque mug.A totally gorgeous guy that all the girls fall for. A little shy when it comes to relationships, but he will make up for it when you guys are both ready;) his eyes are so dark its un-real. Hes cool dont tell it to him or else he'll get so cocky, but you will love him no matter what.
"Margret": Trevor says hes better looking than Ruben!
Group of Girls: NOOO!
"Alyssa": guys hes right there!
Group of Girls: hey Ruben, your hawt!
Ruben: (smiling like hes irresistible)
Group of Girls: NOOO!
"Alyssa": guys hes right there!
Group of Girls: hey Ruben, your hawt!
Ruben: (smiling like hes irresistible)
by BFTTA September 23, 2018
Get the Ruben mug.Most handsome boy ever, very lazy and very classy his manors are not the best but his hair is beautiful u get lost in his eyes, u fall in love with Rubens naturally and he usually gets all the chicks but when he finds the right girl there’s no doubt about it hes protective.
by Leah cotton August 8, 2018
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Get the Rubenade mug.Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
by thebollockboy November 2, 2012
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