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Ratemash

The benchmark for all really shit things. Possible the worse thing in existence.

Something that takes the private information of people from facebook groups and puts in into a big mashup list and wants people to rate it.
"I just got shot"
"aww M8 that is so Ratemash"

"The government is selling student loans"
"sooo Ratemash'

"You know the holocoast'
"yeah that a massive Ratemash'

"here about the guy in Penryn who chopped off his ****
by DrWalsh November 22, 2013
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www.ratemypoo.com

A funny site where you, well rate people's poo
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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ratu

A sexy guy , a straight ten honestly , you can't live without him. You can never be as good looking as them.
Your almost as good looking as Ratu
by anonymous ka chow April 9, 2017
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Ratman

A local legend in Southend-on-Sea, Essex. A small seaside town in South Eastern England.
The story of the Ratman has some variants but the core result remains the same.
That under a tunnel, sitting just near the residence of the Mayor, there looms a figure that resembles both a rat and a human being.
It will screech in the middle of the night and attempt to chase out people walking through there at night.

One version of the story tells of a local tramp and headcase. Who lived in the tunnel, being paralysed and unable to leave.
One night a group of drunken teenagers beat him to death and stole what little food and clothes he had. As he was freezing to death he could see rats scuttle forth to consume him. He swore revenge on the town that had abused him, and is now the Ratman of Southend, a vengeful spirit that hates the young and healthy.

The other version claims that the Ratman was the deformed son of an old Mayor of Southend. He was born hideously deformed, with a rodent-like snout, jagged teeth and a rotting stench about him.
The Mayor had the tunnel constructed to hide his secret, as the child was also the result of an adulterous relationship.
The Ratman still lurks there to this day, alone in the dark and waiting for any tasty humans to cross its path.

The story emerged years ago and reappears from time to time, via bizzare signs posted on lamp-posts and telephone poles.
Shaun and Craig ran under the tunnel of the Ratman, to see if he would try and eat them.

The story of the Ratman being the Mayors deformed son, shares some thematic similarities with the mythical tale of the Minotaur.

I have personally heard screeching in that tunnel and momentarily thought it was the Ratman.
by Tyburn February 28, 2010
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Rathmines

Portal of absolute lunacy and hotbed of psychotic behaviour. Where dense legions of the disturbed appear, reappear and vanish indiscriminately, hounded by invisible demons and caught eternally between the havens of Ranelagh
and Rathgar, longing to find their way home. "It's under the stairs in the Swan Centre!", I shouted, but to no avail. They just walked through me.
"Does this bus go to Rathmines?"
"No. NO. GOD NO! PLEASE. NOT THAT PLACE. ANYWHERE BUT THAT PLACE! LEAVE NOW. WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE. THEY WILL KILL YOU ALL. ALL OF YOU. FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR DEAR LIVES!"
by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004
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Ratmunk

a new breed of a rat and a chipmunk. it eats food just like a chipmunk with a small trace of ratness. if you harm a ratmunk, it may--i mean 'will' harm you! and attack you with absolute no mercy sometimes being fatal.
ex.1: EVA, ex.2: EVA, ex.3: the one and only EVA
by WHO CARES March 20, 2005
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Ratman

A person that looks like a rat/man hybrid and smells like one too!
1:That Chris kid is a real Ratman.
2: Yeah that kid stinks!
by YungPlatinum August 26, 2017
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