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Sneaky Rafiki

A sexual act involving the period blood of the ladyfriend you've been plowing being placed on her forehead using your thumb. It is directly followed by you gently calling her "Simba".
Guy 1: Dude I gave Jess a sneaky rafiki last night!

Guy 2: ...... That's fucked up man.. *gives huge high five*
by dirty old man dan April 24, 2014
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rafiki

(v.) rafiki

to smear semen across someone's forehead, much like in the Disney movie when Rafiki marks Simba across the forehead.
Yo, that nigga rafiki'ed me last night.
by Yang Zhou December 29, 2007
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Cyber Rafiki

1. A person who pops up on IM at the least expected moment; especially if they pop up right after they said "g2g" and logged off. This is similar to how Rafiki suddenly disappears and reappears at random moments in Disney's 'The Lion King'. Particularly in the scene where Simba is chasing Rafiki through the jungle, prior to Mufasa's appearance in the sky.

2. When you email someone a question, and as soon as you hit send, they pop up on IM and answer your question. This is called "a Cyber Rafiki", or "Pulling a Cyber Rafiki on someone". Just like how Rafiki knows the answers to all of Simba's questions about his father Mufasa.
1. "Bob is like a Cyber Rafiki. He always says he's g2g, logs off, and then he's back online two seconds later"

2. Jim: "I just emailed Heather with that question and she pulls a cyber Rafiki on me".

Larry: "What do you mean Jim?"

Jim: "As soon as I hit send, she answers me on IM. I didn't even know she was online. So, random".
by Jackette55 November 23, 2009
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Rafiki

When you squeeze out the last bit of you ejaculant onto your thumb and spread it across your partners four head while saying "simba".
I pulled a rafiki on my girl last night
by Hilldawgz July 19, 2012
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Rakaking

Verb.

This is the singular variant of seagulling. It takes a brave man to do it, but it involves hiding on your own in an area that you know a group are about to have sex in. When they finish you run round them flapping your arms like a seagull preferably ejaculating all over the group having sex.

The crucial difference is that you have to do this on your own.

AKA Solo - Seagulling
Solo - Gulling
I Rakaked (past tense of rakaking)Matt and Katie at the tennis court yesterday. It was great; I hid behind the net and came on Katie's shoulder as I flew past her.
by N. Hodgson November 2, 2008
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Rafikie

I like to have a lot of rafikies in life.
by Ham A M September 18, 2016
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razikin

He will beat your ass up. Gonna kill you man
Razikin is a person that gonna beat ur ass until you suffer
by Wasalahtembak January 4, 2018
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