raging manatee boner

The erection of a manatee that seems to bob up and down because of rage naturally.

Look at how graceful that raging manatee boner looks flopping around.

by Alabia May 24, 2008

Raging Inferno Boner

When your dong gets so out of hand it lights on fire therefore you scream "I have a RAGING INFERNO BONER!" and then slap a hooker across the face with it.

Guy 1: Dude I think I got...
Guy 2: Aids?
Guy 1: No, worse.
Guy 2: Wha-
Guy 1: RAGING INFERNO BONER!!!!!!!
Hooker: *Fuck*

by Xplodin October 3, 2012

Boner rage

Masturbatory red mist

Will: I couldn't help it. I was in a boner rage.

by dafadau October 28, 2010

Boner Rage

Boner rage is when a boy or a man gets etremely angry over some trivial matter or when he can't solve a simple problem.

Usually this means the boy or guy is either a virgin or hasn't had sex for quite some time.

Pete: "Friggin' hell Nathan why are you so angry !!!!???"

Nathan: Oh - sorry **sobs** I got "boner rage" !!!

(I asked that girl over the other day and only got a kiss and blue balls.)

by SageFellow December 27, 2010

Boner Rage

When a bunch of guys are hanging out and having way too much fun.

"Hey Tyler what's up?"

"Oh not much me and the guys are just sitting in my room talking."

"You're just in a dark room talking? You're not watching T.v, or anything?"

"No just chatting..."

"Sounds like a boner rage..."

by S.G.A 90000 September 8, 2009

Raging mega huge Boner

Unusualy Huge erection, raging and mega huge, usualy above 12 inches in lenght and 4-5'' inches in girth

kevin ripped sally a new asshole with his raging mega huge boner

by Alex May 13, 2005

raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Good job man! That was a damn good raging home boner

by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024