the act of looking like a ratchet, messy, just plain gross. For example when someone gets drunk and starts acting trashy, or in many cases where a girl never cleans herself up and is always looking nasty
by CTAjones June 02, 2010
This procedure starts by secereting a form of holy cleansant onto a womans face. This is skeet. You then procede to rip off the nearest available source of pubes and stick them to the cleansed area, aged semen is the prefered glue. After this you must shit on the top of their head to give them a yamaka and anally fist them to ensure they arent hiding any pennies from the rabbi.
by enormous penis December 08, 2007
a Jewish Girl with a very hairy vagina
Man 1: - oh my god mate I went down on a girl last night she was very hairy down their and she was a Jew!
Man 2: - sounds like she had a rabbi's cloth
Man 1: - oh she did I would have to ask her to shave next time.
Man 2: - sounds like she had a rabbi's cloth
Man 1: - oh she did I would have to ask her to shave next time.
by Mr Zebedeee May 11, 2010
When you're a Jewish Prophet but you need to nut bad so you give yourself a handy since you can't let any of the dirty heathens touch your holy trinity.
Peter walked in on the Lord Savior, Jesus of Nazareth, preforming a divine Rabbi's Handshake with his wooden cross.
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