Quiche

An accumulation of smegma in a delicious crusty pie

My grandparents wanted to try a local delicacy when they came to visit us so we served them up our neighbourhood's quiche recipe.

by Tastyskwerl March 18, 2017

Quiched

Synonym for "destroyed"

Ah shit man I quiched my car last night!

by Blackwasp646 January 18, 2016

quiche

A slang term/alternate pronunciation of cash.

Tom: Old man Phillips burned down his own shop? Why the fuck?

Alex: Quiche.

by Inertient November 23, 2009

Quiche

A tall gangly male with long flowing locks and a paedo moustache. Also resembles bacon and cheese.

Morning Quiche lad

by eggandbacon May 10, 2018

Quiche

A person you fancy, but not for a long term engagement. #1 night only

Look at that bit of quiche
He’s a bit of quiche alright
Had some quiche last night

by Captain quiche June 19, 2018

Quiche

The sound that emits from the genitals during sex. (Queeshy)

Dude, I could hear the quiche from the living room.

by Guru4242 October 16, 2012

Quiche

A simple, homely, or basic person or thing. It is often used to describe someone who clearly attempts to be extravagant, creative, and grandeur but is really about as plain as a bag of potatoes.

Student 1: She actually thinks Harry Styles wants her! HA!

Student 2: Please! She is way too quiche for him to even notice. Swerve.

by Boña December 12, 2013