Late Night Quidditch

A vulgar sex act in which one inserts a broom stick into another, while he/she is being penetrated by a "Professor Snape"

Hey, wanna call professor Snape so we can play some Late Night Quidditch?

by TheMormonizer August 6, 2011

quidditch

the most awsome sport that invaolvs brooms and balls that try to kill you.

did you see that quidditch game

ya i almost got killed

by potato ninja 4 November 3, 2010

Land Quidditch

The muggle version of Quidditch, which originates form the widely popular Harry Potter books. In land quidditch you run around on brooms wielding bats and hitting the "snitch". Requires two teams.

I'm going to play Land Quidditch today, do you want in?

by Hatscarf September 23, 2010

Sexual Quidditch

1. The act of two people flirting/getting intimate, can refer to one-sided sexual quidditch.

2. Refers to a person playing 'mind games' with another person.

1. Robert and Dahlia had been playing sexual quidditch all day, and the rest of us wondered whether they would hook up when we left the room.

2. Stacy had been playing sexual quidditch with my emotions all day; when I acted upon it she denied my return sexual quidditch.

by The Wild Card Phenom April 24, 2010

playing quidditch

1. The entire act of masturbation

2. The entire act of sex with a partner.

1. beating bludgers is one facet of playing Quidditch.

2. I just got finished playing Quidditch with Melissa; she said she caught the snitch, but I still think she pulled a wronski feint on me.

by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 4, 2005

Quidditch

Quidditch is the uber sport played on broom-sticks in teh awesome b00ks (Harry Potter)

aright harry wanna go play some Quidditch, you can have a go of my broom

by Fluker July 19, 2005

Mouth Quidditch

A game in which you play with your mouth, similar to Harry Potter quidditch however in muggle world and played using your mouth. Equipment consists of a hoop whereas the object of the game is to launch a designated food item into your partner's facial cavity.

SAFETY REQUIREMENT(S): Knee pads.

My partner just dislogged the designated food item from his airways. Mouth quidditch is dangerous af.

by MouthQuidditchGuild May 24, 2017