Quaver Queef

When the girls Queef smells like cheese... This is a warning that she's dirty and unwashed and to avoid hitting that at all costs as she's most likely to have an infection!

Bro! That girl I took home last night did the dirtiest quaver Queef in my face... I sent her packing, that sketty bitch!

by Naytown86 April 25, 2021

Baldy Quaver

A small mostly bald blonde cunt with massive triple glazed specks

Alex ya baldy quaver yer da's got a 1 inch weapon and ginger pubes

by Mooslim March 29, 2021

Drop the Quavers

When you lose your virginity

Person 1: Yo, wassup my mandem
Person 2: Wassup.

Person 1: What did you do over the weekend?
Person 2: I dropped my quavers.
Person 1: My guy. But it’s sort of peak how you’ve fucked her. She was butters. But I rate that you still managed to drop the quavers.

by QuaverBoys July 27, 2019

Cheesy Quaver

Cheesy Quaver - An annoying person.

Girl 1: Did Mandy call you for answers about our science quiz?
Girl 2: Yes,about 100 fucking times!!
Girl 1: What a cheesy quaver..

by CrazyChicka! November 13, 2009

queefy quavers

when u quavers smell like queef and put you off eating for the rest of your life

omfg i have queefy quavers bleuch i'm gonna go throw up on myself now

by jamieeeee June 7, 2007

Quaver Cock

1. A medical condition whereby your cock is continuously infested with smegma.

2. An insult aimed at another man's manhood

1. "Please doctor, I don't know what to do! My quaver cock is acting up again and all I can smell is my cheese!"

2. "Oh shut the fuck up Dave, you quaver cock, you'll play in goal and that's final."

by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010

beta male quaver

An extremely underdeveloped male who relays on support from more superior black alpha females, never sticks up for himself relays on females to do that for him. Scared of buses. Scared of small Scottish men. Commonly referred to as quaver

friend 1: I want to shag your girlfriend

friend 2: Your girlfriend is a milf
beta male quaver:

by IloveQuavers February 6, 2019