quat 

A cute little burp that tastes like polenta.

Ha, Ha, my wife just quated.

quat by rickyangelo July 27, 2011

quat 

Word used when trying to insult someone but being mixed up. A cross between cunt and twat. Highly hilarious when used unintentionally, likely to stop the arguement.

'AT the end of the day you are just a vicious selfish fucking quat...'

quat by jump_vicky September 4, 2006

Quat 

A word meaning anything that you desire.

Go quat yourself
Go suck a quat
Go cindiquat!
I think i just quat myself
Your so quatty
Thats quat-tastic
Put my wenis in your Quat
Quat-a-licous

Quat by Jeroldee October 23, 2008

quat 

similar to a wad, only not as thick in consistency, and not lumpy, a regular load generally

ahh it was so satisfying to leave a quat behind

quat by oz May 23, 2003

quat 

another word form Winchester college meaning 'not'

you reckon she's hot??
--quat! she minging
Can also be used in accordance with fische or quiche.

E.G Are you going to do your Maths?
-Fische, quiche, quat goive! (no)

quat by chiyne January 13, 2005

Quat 

A verb meaning "To smoke marijuana"
Also a noun meaning Marijuana.

Sergio: Let's quat on our way to Lukes.

McCarron: Do you have any quat?

Quat by Cpl. Punishment September 25, 2007

quat 

If your a twat and you quief, your a quat!

That twat was walking down the street when she quiefed. Now shes a quat.

quat by Nickolaii March 27, 2007