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Qualified Racist

A person that thinks they have earned the right to make derogatory statements about another race or culture because of their relationships.
Ted: What's up with wetbacks always wearing jeans and having mustaches?
Bill: Dude, why would you say that?
Ted: No it's cool, I'm dating a Mexican girl.
Bill: Oh, I wasn't aware that you were a qualified racist
by dkinirvine December 17, 2012
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Qualifired

Termination of employment for a minor or invented infraction due to fear from an immediate superior that they will be replaced by the person they are finding an excuse to terminate.
Bob just qualifired Mary for misusing company resources. All she did was use some tape to repair her management training manual. He'll bring the whole company down that way.
by GloriousC May 4, 2011
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3 hole qualified

A female that takes dick in her mouth, pussy, and ass.
by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017
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Qualified immunity

A term that's often misunderstood because stupid people can't tell the difference between "qualified" and "absolute".

In the United States, qualified immunity is a legal principle that grants government officials performing discretionary functions immunity from civil suits (< two very important words right there) unless the plaintiff shows that the official violated "clearly established statutory or constitutional rights of which a reasonable person would have known".

So you can't sue that cop as a way to get back at him because he pulled you over for going 75 mph in a 55 zone. Or because he arrested you for drinking and driving even though you didn't wanna be arrested.

Qualified immunity does NOT prevent police officers from being charged with crimes (get this through your thick skull), nor does it prevent people from suing the departments the police officers work for.
Idiot: "Hey, did you hear about that cop who shot an innocent man 200 times? I heard he got away with the murder because of qualified immunity."

Guy with common sense: "That's not how qualified immunity works... at all."

Idiot: "But... some guy on Twitter said it, so it must be true!"
by absolute qualification January 17, 2021
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qualifried

A state of highly satisfactory inebriation, normally induced by smoking quality buds.
"I'm well qualifried to play this guitar."
by Moradabad January 20, 2020
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Quasified

1. Psychologically manipulated or driven mad by something Quasi related.
2. A state of paranoia and fear, as if Quasi could find you at any moment.
3. Something that has changed in a mysterious or disturbing way.
• “Bro, ever since he saw that secret cutscene, he’s been totally quasified.” • “You checked out that abandoned bunker? Congrats, you’re officially quasified.” • “I swear I heard whispers behind me… I’m getting quasified, man!”
by Raincoil March 24, 2025
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Qualified Incompetence

A pseudo-legal shield granted to self-declared constitutional experts who have no formal education, no courtroom wins, and no idea what habeas corpus means—but do have a ring light, a YouTube channel, and a deep commitment to shouting at traffic stops.
Qualified Incompetence protects the following behaviors:
• Quoting the Constitution out of context while live-streaming from a car
• Filing lawsuits with the same strategic finesse as a toddler launching spaghetti
• Declaring oneself a “law scholar” despite being defeated in court more times than a parking ticket
• Misinterpreting the First Amendment so badly it violates the Eighth
by pro_sadie May 16, 2025
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