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Dick Pussy Shit Ballgina Surprise 

The fine art of of fucking a pussy so hard the the vagina and butthole become one. Then, after the male explodes his massive load in the gaping hole of doom, the female and or circus freak will now defocate her organs/semen/fecal matter onto a ballgina. Soon after the thing with ballgina will simultaneously slap the circus freaks face with the bodily excrement.
Yo this fuckin cunt tried me, so i called up Yosephine with the ballgina to come over and we gave er the ol Dick pussy shit ballgina surprise :)

Standard Pussy Shit 

The feeling you get toward someone when they always feel they need to be the center of attention.
“David’s never chill man, he’s always on some standard pussy shit.

shit pussy

A gay man's anus, used in reference to sexual activity and analagous to a woman's vagina.
Fuck my virgin shit pussy, you hung stud!
shit pussy by Hookerlover July 9, 2004

Dip Shit Pussy Bitch 

What you say when you couldn't care less about the person talking, or if they are just so goddamn stupid they should screw a goat at a zoo. No comeback has ever been invented to combat this insult.
Teacher: Remember, Pythagoras' theorum is c2=a2+b2

Student: Pythagoras has an ass in his books!

Teacher: WHAT WAS THAT?

Student: Fuck you goddamn dip shit pussy bitch!!!

Teacher: ...
Dip Shit Pussy Bitch by J03pH1SH November 14, 2009

Shit pussy

When a Girl wipes her ass towards her vagina and leaves clumps of shit in it.
Oh shit girl. I need to start wiping the other way because I got me a serious case of Shit Pussy. Ps. You got a nappy ass weave.
Shit pussy by clomeango duparieto January 27, 2008

Shark shit pussy 

A women's vagina is so unpleasant in odor, it smells similar to as if a dead fish was digested and shit out of a shark.
That bitch was straight recking on like some, shark shit pussy!
Shark shit pussy by Littlet831 July 10, 2016