Purser

one who takes every condiment, jellies , napkins ,creamers or bread items left on table from resturants or as guests at in your home. Usually concealed in a purse or other large carry bag.

My mother in law is a purser she took all the sugar packets, butter and jelly from the resturant this morning.

I was pursed by my mother in law when she visited me and took all 200 of my sugar packets

by purser victim November 21, 2010

Joshua purser

Big sexy ginger

Takes ur girlfriend when ever

Flex's on u with his peen

Oh shit its josh we gotta dip
Or

Oh dam bro should’ve told me ur joshua purser and u have a GameCube lets play mario

by Meat beater April 29, 2019

Keeley purser

A gorgeous blonde, blue eyed girl who everybody loves and she can take ur man if she wants to she’s also a mega one direction Stan ‼️
She is fabulous and the most funniest person ever (even funnier than Russel Howard).
She is also very successful so u should add her on Tiktok - keeleygrace.xox

Person 1 :Oh shit it’s Keeley purser

Person 2 : yeah she’s gorgeous and funnier than Russel Howard

by Keeley purser June 30, 2020

PursuedWinter

A guy on Xbox Live who plays the Battlefield series and is a EPIC Halo: Reach Forge master and Love's Snow Leopards.

Hey, Wanna Join Session in Progress with PursuedWinter?

by ThatGuyOnXboxLive November 26, 2011

Cameron Purser

A college-aged boy that insists on drumming on anything and everything including his girlfriend. Often made fun of by friends majoring in engineering because of his major of Air Traffic Control.

Duuuuur, can't let that dot hit that dot.

by Meleth Lin January 11, 2005

Cameron Purser

A pencil case stealing bitch.

Eddie: *steals Shivaan’s pencil case*
Shivaan: You’re such a Cameron Purser! >:(

nasAAAALLL SPRAY

by Gayraffe February 28, 2019

Pursueme

To delay a conversation the time it takes you to search for the apropiate meme to answer

My girl now hates me because she thought i was ignoring her just for the fact i didn't talk to her for two months. Little did she know i was naïvely pursuemeing

by Targosh August 6, 2017