punilingus

(n.) The act of orally stimulating the vulva or the vagina through the usage of shrewd puns that titillate the senses.

Officer John Titwhistle: "Dude, you're being indicted."

Gary Fortcox: "What for? I've never broken the law in my life!"

Officer John Titwhistle: "Your pun was too good."

Gary Fortcox: "But I make puns all the time."

Officer John Titwhistle: "Yes, but this one was so good that unconsentual punilingus was achieved."

Gary Fortcox: *Contrite sigh*...

by Blunt Cunt March 24, 2009

Puddling

The act of washing ones parts while squatting next to a fuel pump or while squatting between parked trucks or cars. This is done by scooping water up from the ground with your hands (preferably after a rain shower).

To stay fresh, the lot lizard had to do some puddling between tricks

by SaltyWhale1 May 11, 2013

purdling

Purdling is a version of Russian Roulette. It's for people with nut allergies, and is played with a packet of Revels. As you may know, there are many different revels but only one with nuts in it. The trick is for these people to eat the other ones. There are coffee Revels, toffee Revels, and many many more. Can you avoid the nutty one? You better bloody hope so!

Top purdling!

by Jody Jamieson and Swithun March 9, 2004

Puddling out

Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.

Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.

by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008

Pandling

The act of successfully executing a chosen act or plan.

Synonyms: Owning, conquering, handling, executing, assuming, taking over.

1) "I am pandling this game"
2) "I could be pandling this situation better"
3) "I'm sure glad someone is pandling this, otherwise we would be screwed"

by Max10 August 20, 2013

puddling

1. To cry about an incident that little or no impact on you personally.

Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"

by William Beiler January 5, 2009

Puddling

When a someone's anus is filled with bodily fluids and they walk and squat in a circle to push out fluids.

Miles was puddling in the living room last night and now it stinks in here.

by Cantcakes June 19, 2025