Punch me in the face

When someone's so attractive, any physical contact will do. People who feel a strong attraction to a good looking person will often throw this term around. Variants include "kick my ass into outer space", "stomp on me", etc.

"Ugh, Fletcher Shears is so hot, I want him to punch me in the face!"
alternatively
"Punch me in the face please."

by girlfriendgoat August 22, 2018

punch-you-in-the-face

A typical jewish comeback. Originally used frequently in a classic Jewish comedy sitcom entitled "Temple Bank".

I'm gonna punch-you-in-the-face at a incredibly fast pace of speed.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

punch myself in the face

V. To stimulate the penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

I am going to go home and punch myself in the face, then go to sleep.

by Terry39 November 15, 2007

Punch You In The Face

Saint Louis punk band that makes fun of everyone while on stage, but mainly themselves.

Im going to go see PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE get wasted and play punk rock in Saint Louis.

by ike5522 May 2, 2008

punch her in the face

a term used to describe wanting to fuck a chick

"hey, i think she is in to you!"
"exactly-ill punch her in the face later"
or
why don't you punch her in the face

by oren November 19, 2004

I'll Punch You In The Face!

Something you say to someone who is joking around with you, causing you to get upset like a little paranoid bitch and drink all of their beer. Usually this is a last resort when your intelligence suffers so badly that you can't think of anything clever to say.

Mike felt like crying like a little baby at Beavermead, so he said "I'll punch you in the face!".

by Binary Jay July 19, 2005

Punch 'Em In Da Face

When some one piss you off, PUNCH 'EM IN DA FACE!

"Man, these bitches is pissin' me off"
"So, punch 'em in da face!"

by Ashley November 21, 2003