pumpernickel fuck

A weird insult when you’re mad

Friend: Sherry’s cheating on you
Me: Pumpernickel fuck!

by Truffle butter is good December 23, 2017

pumpernickel sauce

a phrase to say when you don't want to swear and it makes other people laugh.

Oh pumpernickel sauce, I can't believe I dropped it again!

by PAB91 April 12, 2011

Pumpernickel Sticks

Common word used to replace any curse word, especially around impressionable youth

Oh, pumpernickel sticks! I thought that was legal!

by Sofya Rostov November 29, 2019

scarlet pumpernickel

An STD that causes enlargement of the penis and growth of worts so it looks like a giant red pickle. Also the name of a male stripper in Tulsa, renouned for his fondness of pumpernickel and his fire crotch. Also the nom de plume of a philosopher famous for his insights into the pretentious nature of college students and their inability to admit when they're wrong; most especially engineers, pre-law and pre-med majors.

Girl 1:" omg don't screw that guy, he has a scarlet pumpernickel"

Girl 2:" ew gross he should get that checked out"

by Tor-whore June 30, 2014

Bake some pumpernickel

To deficate or solid fart in a toilet or other receptacle.

Hey Sweety, can you keep an eye on the baby I have to bake some pumpernickel before the flight. I hate using airplane restrooms.

by Cigar ass October 7, 2018

pumpernickel dip hole

While tossing salad an aggressive sucking force is used to give a large hickey to the entire anal area. This rush of blood and bruising will cause the asshole to swell and turn a dark colour. Follow the oral treatment with rough anal intercourse to create a gap and finish with ejaculation into the open cavity. The result will look similar to a pumpernickel and spinach dip appetizer.

After her first experience, Amy wasn't sure she would ever agree to a pumpernickel dip hole every again.

by Long Strong DeJong October 6, 2022

pumpernickel pump-off

Pumping off using two warm slices of buttered pumpernickel bread.

"Dude, I was in the bakery yesterday, and I had the best pumpernickel pump-off ever!"

"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"

"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014