Pulled a John Risser

To do something desperate, criminal or shady with a selfish intent disregarding how it may affect other people.

He pulled a John Risser and stole money from his kids and left to Thailand.

by EMBridge April 22, 2023

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Pulled a John C. Mayer

Tricking Google's SEO algorithm so you show up on page one for a somewhat tricky random target.

Aunt Becky pulled a John C. Mayer, and now her blog is #2 when you Google him!

by bellanottbelle September 16, 2010

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Pull a John W. Golden

When for some unknown reason you give away ALL the trade secrets that relate to a craft. For example when john w golden gave away ALL the secrets to using resin. Therefore everyone in their grandmother starts doing it and it becomes passe.

Aww man don't do a tutorial and pull a John W. Golden! That guy ruined it for all the resin people.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BAEKnv0OU08

by Castin Craft August 21, 2008

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Pulling a St John

When you hang out with people so you can get smoked out, then randomly ditch them using a lame excuse like "my parents want me home now."

guy 1: Hey man I gotta go feed my dog now, I'll catch you later.

guy 2: Man your lying, now that you smoked your just leaving, your "Pulling a St John" bro.

by C4LV4R3$1 January 9, 2011

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Pulling a St. John

Commiting an act of random stupidity and then proceeding to deny it, disregarding all evidence.

Pulling a St. John.

guy 1: dude we're going the wrong way.
guy 2: No we're not.
........
guy 1: dude that took like 2 hours longer than usual
guy 2: no no, I deliberatly drove that way, I wanted to see the coast road.

by Fionn Keane April 17, 2008

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