puddle jumper

1. When you are furiously masturbating in front of your girl friend a little blob of cum jumps out of your cock before the main stream does and splatters on her face or flat tummy!

2. Space craft built in a time before the dinosuars. Called the Volvo of space because it is like one big block.

1. Oh GOD! I'm so horny but no matter how much I wank I can't get off. Just this lil puddle jumper.

2. can I borrow the keys to GateShipOne, I getting a TURKEY SANDWICH 9he he I'm not funny) from Wal-Mart

by SG1pussyfuckerEXTRODINAIRE December 10, 2004

puddle jumper

A meth user that consistently abuses the substance.

No one wants to hang out with a fiending puddle jumper.

by katt_85 June 12, 2006

Puddle Jumper

noun- a woman who sleeps with men who have less than 4 and half inch penises.

She didn't wanna get with me cuz she is a puddle jumper

by Champ Baliey February 18, 2008

Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper

A small car usually foreign like a Nissan or Toyota with Pep Boys tinted windows and baby sneakers dangling from the mirror. This vehicle will also be seen sporting chup caps "plastic fake chrome rims " with loud Spanish music pumping from a bad Wal Mart style system and a plastic blessed mother on the dash with some rosary beads ( your all ready going to hell, so no holy stuff in yo ride is going to save you). This vehicle can be found in the following parking lots Wal Mart, KMart, your local welfare office, Ron's crack shack in Hammonton,NJ or any supermarket.

Did you see Jose's new Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper?

It sure was nice of Ron to buy his gay lover Scooter a Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper for Christmas.

by Jamie (somewhere in Philly) March 7, 2005

Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019

Puddle jumper

The derogatory word for a person of Trinidad decent

Look at that Puddle jumper

by That grey pole April 13, 2024

Puddle Jumper

When someone finger bangs you so well and so hard, you squirm and jump around a little before you fill the palm of their hand with your cum.

His middle finger is so long, he hits my button perfectly when he finger bangs me, it turns me into a super happy puddle jumper!

by Sex Lab October 7, 2019