Pedosexual

A hecking dingbat who believes that they're apart of the LGBTQ+ community as an excuse to be a pedophile.

Derek isn't apart of the LGBT community because he's 'Pedosexual' he's just a pedophile.

by Trash Bag Whos Here July 4, 2019

pseudodendronecropaedophilia

Noun - pretending to have sex with dead underage trees. Basically an imaginary form of dendronecropaedophilia, which is a form of necrophilia for those sexually obsessed with young trees...

Cannibalism is no longer a significant problem in the navy. We must now move to stamp out pseudodendronecropaedophilia...

by Psycholist August 11, 2008

pseudoscene

A pseudoscene person happens to be someone who dearly wishes that he or she could fit into the description which is that of a scenester. But while said person wishes that they could be scene, he or she seems to fail miserably and becomes a disgrace to him or herself and the people around him or herself. Most pseudoscenesters are characterized by "really cool" black and bleached blonde hair, tight Diesel or Seven jeans for both the guys and girls, black Converse All Stars, favorite band tote bag, something along the lines of a Pretty Girls Make Graves shirt, various facial piercings (optional), heavy eye makeup, etc. These people just seem to think that they are "really cool" becuase they are so "scene" when, in all actuality, they are frowned upon by the numerous musical cliques of the world.

All the indie kids agree: "She is just so pseudoscene that it hurts my feelings."

by Evan Aldrich September 26, 2005

pseudolebrity

the fleeting notoriety one gains after participating in a reality television show

Because he refuses to gracefully give up his 15 minutes of fame, ______ is now a pseudocelebrity

by H. Von Der Veen September 1, 2005

Pedosexual

Some sick human being that sexually attracted to children that thinks Society excepts them cause there part of lgbtq+ for some stupid ass reason

Sara:what’s ur sexuality I’m lesbian

Mark: I’m pedosexual
Sara:get out of my fucking house u r disgusting in every way

Mark: r u against pedosexuals

Sara: yes u say ur part of lgbtq+ doesn’t mean anyone likes pedosexuals ur disgusting

by Dumb_bitch_101 December 15, 2019

Pedosexual

1. When someone gets intense sexual feelings for another person whom is underage.
2. Pedophilia with extra steps

Jim is a pedosexual,he wants to fuck my child

by Long schlong larry April 20, 2018

Pedosexual

A dipshit who says there in the lgbtq+ community but there not, and it’s illegal.

Joe: Whats your sexuality?
Bob: Im pedosexual!
Joe: No your not dipshit you belong in jail

by Dinosaur47 January 26, 2020