The act of attempting to preemptively manage or deflect a possible negative response from the other party, usually in such an obvious manner as to ironically be really annoying to the other party anyway.
"Can you take the kids to soccer practice while I clean the bathroom and cook dinner?" (the unnecessary and bitchy while-clause is prepologism for the possible "why can't YOU take the kids to soccer practice?" response)
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My 16-year-old son finally sent me a texted protoloveism. God and Sam Altman bless Neil Papworth, Matti Makkonen, and Friedhelm Hillebrand!
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Proctologist boot, where you take a hookers stiletto and strap it on your foot and you banger in the ass with it.
Man, that chick guy I met last night had the most baddest stilettos. I had to give her a proctologist boot.
(David): man that chick last night had some expenses stilettos
(Benny): yeah that’s why I had to take her home last night and give her the proctologist boot.
(David): I get it now that’s why she’s walking so funny man you must’ve done that for hours
(David): man that chick last night had some expenses stilettos
(Benny): yeah that’s why I had to take her home last night and give her the proctologist boot.
(David): I get it now that’s why she’s walking so funny man you must’ve done that for hours
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