(Prophecising) PigFish

A person that, upon sleeping with the back of their head resting against a vertical or sub-vertical surface, and with their mouth wide open, resembles that of a Pig-Fish Hybrid, or PigFish.

Religious Fundamentalists of the newly-formed PigFishology sector claim that the PigFish has the ability to prophecise, when in reality scientists have determined he is only capable of excessive drooling, and stating what is happening in the direct present, thus rendering him essentially useless; nothing more than a PigFish with a nose an almost exact scale replica of a stingray.

Often complains that digital photographic manipulation is the cause of the Pig-Fish Hybrid morphology, but as yet has provided no evidence to support its claims.

Man : My god, look at that guy sleeping!
Woman : That's no human. It's a PigFish.
Man : Could he be prophecising, do you think?
Woman : Possibly. Or at least, he's trying his best to. After all, he is drooling quite a lot.
Man : My god. It's a (Prophecising) PigFish!
Woman : I think I'm gonna be sick.

by Dichard Rawkins October 5, 2009

Prophecy

A digital solo synthisizer made by Korg between 1995 and 1997, used by such musical geniouses as Josef Zawinul and Jonny Greenwood.

"Dude, your synth is making me orgasm!"
"yeah, it's a Korg Prophecy you n00b!"

by MaikiaM October 16, 2008

Prophecy 47-B

It states that if by the end of Obama's presidency, were aren't in World War III, then Jesus Christ will return from heaven and get a job at a music store

Dumb guy1:Have you heard of Prophecy 47-B?
Dumb Guy2: Yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
Dumb Guy1:Considering how much Obama's fucking up, I say they're pretty low...

by Xero _ Manifest January 7, 2012

The Disagreement Prophecy

There will be a Great Disagreer who will restore balance to the earth. The Great Disagreer Will Disagree with anyone and always win the disagreement rather write or wrong. The Great Disagreer Will start a war and every person who disagrees with the Disagreer Will die. This will result in every person to be under the rule of the Great Disagreer.

Yo bro I think my mom is The Great Disagreer from The Disagreement Prophecy

by HurricaneIvan July 11, 2021

Botamian Prophecy

The Botamian Prophecy was a premonition that predicted the exact day and time that the Botamian supreme ruler Peezy was born - January X. It proposed that a savior would fall from sky to guide the weakened civilization, riding on top of a star.

In the premonition, the star crashes into the top of a large Botamian structure, falling through to the middle where moonlight was to dance through the newly created void. The current ruler at the time, along with the villagers, would follow a beam of light that stretched far beyond the clouds.

Based on the brief synopsis of the prophecy, the villagers didn't expect the savior to be a child and quickly grew skeptical of the Prophecy's claims.

Many Botamians abandoned the Botamian Prophecy, believing it was a mere fairy tale.

by B Peezy September 24, 2011

A Prophecy

The greatest song ever created. Period. It perfectly balances wanting singing along and hold up a lighter and moshing. Written by Asking Alexandria.

I don't care if you like post-hardcore or not, listen to A Prophecy right now, you won't regret it.

by Nuggetsauce January 20, 2014

prophecy

Can see the future, does not have a chode , own the poonani .

that kid is pulling a prophecy, he owns that girls poonani with his long schlong.

by prophecy May 21, 2003