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Ida price middle school

The middle school no one wants to go to, most kids here are fucking smoking weed or vaping. Most of the people here are chill but the fucking teachers have down syndrome. We got a broken bathroom and besides that we only get to use like one out of the three bathrooms on campus. You will run into some whale wrist slitters some times so you may have to ignore them.
Person 1: I wanna go to Fisher middle school
Person 2: Don't go there, there are to many horny mother fuckers fucking in the bathroom. Go to ida price middle school.
Person 1: Don't the sixth graders smoke weed there?
Person 2: Yeah just ignore it.

Mufasa's Pride 

The act of drawing a vertical line on a girl's forehead with your semen, and whispering "Simba" in her ear.
Roger: Yea man, I attempted giving her a Mufasa's Pride but she had really big bangs and well ....... yea.
Derek: Geez bro, talk about a sticky situation! Baha.
Mufasa's Pride by Nizzzz October 18, 2009

Simba's Pride 

similar to the dirty sanchez, the simbas pride is the action of wiping the tip of the penis across your partners forehead after anal sex so the face apears to have a brown version of the mark raffiki gives simba!
Quick baby turn around im'ma simba's pride you!!!

Prince-Rupert’s-drop

The aftermath of jacking off on the toilet and wiping it clean, but, sitting there long enough the extra discharge dripping out when you stand up creating a prince -uperts-drop dangling 2-4”and eventually falling into the water.
The prince-Rupert’s-drop would not detach from his penis.

Captain’s Prick 

A variation of Captain’s Pick, which in the original definition, is an unqualified and unknown/untested guy who is plucked from obscurity (by the head honchos) and helicoptered into a role within a work team, which is way, way out of his league.

This same guy, has neither been peer accepted or consulted-passed - nor will he ever be, coz he is so developmentally challenged that he will never progress, yet still enjoys the privilege of patronage by the top brass.

That’s the original definition, but the pun version (Captain’s Prick) has this same guy having the added dimensions of being obnoxious to the team, never contributing to team effort and what’s more…. he dogs others to the Captain just to get himself and the charade (of his competency) ahead!

All these, while never being made to be accountable for anything himself, coz he is inexplicably endorsed from above (due to the nature of his appointment) and so he is allowed to remain the way he is, indefinitely.

So much so that the others, either start leaving the job or have fantasies of leaving or at worse… have disturbing fantasies of overpowering him and hog tying him up and dumping him into a giant vat upon firewood and setting it to boil (muahahahaha!).
The big bosses at my GF’s workplace not long ago, ushered in “Jason” into the role of Team Manager- he is an untested nobody whose last position was as a mailroom boy.

But he has a glib tongue which convinces the top brass that he is made for greater things.

Jason turns out to be a real Captain’s Prick.

Due to his incompetence, unhelpfulness, nastiness and treachery, he has upset so many people that just last month, within the space of just one week: Jan, Steven, Cynthia, Robert and Melissa all quit in disgust.

Now there is just 2 left in the team - my GF being one of them - she comes home crying to me every night!

as slippery as a butcher's prick 

an expression from New Zealand:
extremely slippery, treacherously slippery
difficult to pick up or hold because it is slippery
drive carefully, the road is as slippery as a butcher's prick

watch that guy, he's as slippery as a butchers prick

Jonesy’s Prick

The largest prick known to man. Sometimes also known as The Frozen Rope, or simply “The Towbar”.

Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.
Jonesy’s Prick makes the Biblical leviathan seem like a subatomic particle.
Jonesy’s Prick by Jonesy’sP February 21, 2019