trinity presbyterian

It is the less known of the two Trinity Presbyterian churches. Although it may be less known it still fulfills all the requirements of a white church. It takes forever, the songs are bad and everyone in there has nothing real to be praying about. Besides that there is nothing to unusual about it. It fulfills the despising of homosexuality because it says so in the bible. They have a plethora of good republican men in their continuing their beliefs in white supremacy.

Pros
*long boring services
*mostly white
*like Nyack Home to our lord and savior Benjamin Gates
*lack of diversity

Cons
*No singing except of Salms
*true christian values of having women at home serving the family not out working

A group of republican whites went to trinity Presbyterian church to enjoy their white privilege.

by Dickedbyamilf December 16, 2018

Canfield Presbyterian Church

One of the best churches in the World!

Random person: Hey what church do you go to?

Me: Canfield Presbyterian Church!

by Mr. Tall guy or Alex C June 13, 2023

Presbytarian High School

A place where nothing fucking happens. Shitty students, restrictions every where. People fighting because one person talk to their crushes, obsessed, I must say. Shitty sinks, upper secondary students smoking at lower levels, taps that never work, good water cooler though. Have money to buy ps5 but cant even fix the wall fans in classrooms.

DO NOT COME TO PRESBYTARIAN HIGH SCHOOL!!

by Sohai Kia August 22, 2021

presbyterians

An anagram of "Britney Spears"

Are you going to the Presbyterians concert?

by caged gyrating bimbo February 1, 2005

Presbytarian High School (Singapore)

idk man the uniforms look nice sia
christian school

i went to presbytarian high school (Singapore) and it is poggers

by notjunkai February 12, 2022

Presbytearian

A religion so boring dat you would actually cry from trying to suffer through a sermon.

I can't stand to sit though **any** church-meeting --- no matter what da denomination --- and so pretty much ANY sermon would feel like a Presbytearian service to me.

by QuacksO April 14, 2020

Prezbyterian

Da religion you hafta be if you wanna run for Commander-in-Chief.

They say dat you would be more likely to get elected President than win da lottery, so if I convert to Prezbyterianism, would dat better my chances of hitting da jackpot???

by QuacksO April 14, 2020