premejac

shorthand for premature ejaculation

Peekay: SORRY FOR PREMEJACCING. I can't help it... I'm foreign.

by SirBlondie December 20, 2008

Preme

A ‘pre’ or ‘predicted’ meme. This is when a current video/photo occurs that you think might become a meme soon.

“Boris Johnson just said mandem on live tv, it’s a preme!”

by JoeMartin November 18, 2020

premeeting

The spontaneous gathering that takes place in office restrooms five minutes before the top of the hour.

Guy one: I've got a meeting at ten, and Dick gets a little pissed if we take a break before it's over.
Guy two: Yea, I'm in the same meeting. so I thought I'd better drop in for the premeeting too.

by techwriterTed August 16, 2013

Preeyanka

Preeyanka creates an intense desire for association with people and new experiences. Preeyanka has a gregarious personality and a quick-thinking, creative, and versatile nature, but one that is unstable emotionally. She desires change and travel and would enjoy opportunities that allowed you to be creative and to act independently, rather than to conform to system and routine.

Preeyanka is happy, so are the people around her.

by Arunanoop November 23, 2021

Premeditated Wanking

Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.

"I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional"

by nubcake October 16, 2006

premenstrual

To be in an obnoxiously bitchy and uncompromisable state for no apparent reason. It can effect both males and females, if is a female, the only socially acceptable thing to do is to simply tune out any unnecessary jabber that might be escaping the premenstrual bitches noise hole. If male, however is acceptable to comment on the size, and/or visibility of their newly attained vagina.

Bitch: "I hate this! Today sucks! I hated Wall-E!"

Dude:" ...mhm...whatever you say..."

or

Male bitch/ Nadsack:" Im so bored, Im friggin hungry, wake up already! Feed me!"

Dude: "Hey, don't be so premenstrual, I can see ur vagina from here."

by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009

premeir

something you will never be

by Anonymous January 23, 2003