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Premature Congratulation

Where you wish people happy *event* (birthday and such) earlier than it actually is
Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .
by CheeseGames June 3, 2017
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Discord predator

A adult who prays on small children using discord, telling them to do lude and sexual things. They will send nudes and will almost always be fat and retarded.
Yesterday I talked to this discord predator
by Suicidal doorknob April 3, 2019
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consensual predator

A sexual predator who uses dating sites and social media to find, meet, hook up with willing participants. Though it may appear consensual, these predators are able to hide or justify their actions with the “mutual consent” position of the act.
Every day (insert person) is on their phone searching for someone to hook up with. I guess business is good because (insert person) has countless tales and notches on their bedposts. It’s obvious that (he/she/zie ) is a sexual predator. But because the other person participated willingly, it would be best to say, a consensual predator.
by Glamrockster December 14, 2020
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TV Pregaming

To watch the season finale of a show immediately before watching the premier episode of the next season of the same show.
"I'll be watching the new How I Met Your Mother at 8, but I'm watching last season's finale before that."

"So you're TV Pregaming?"

"You know it, brother."
by Organic Dan September 24, 2012
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premature redecoration

The trend of putting up Christmas decorations earlier and earlier every year.
OMG she put up her Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving. Her premature redecoration doesn't even leave room for a Turkey!
by JaneGordon.com January 22, 2016
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Predator Handshake

A handshake from the 1980's movie "Predator" between Arnold Schwarzeneggar & Carl Weathers - This handshake is so epic that it is thought to have given birth to Chuck Norris.
"Dillon" - You Son of a Bitch! Predator Handshake & Awesomeness commences....
by Matt- Moo October 13, 2011
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prefat

An individual who is not currently fat, but likely will be in the future, particularly after they age, bear (a) child(ren) or stop working out 3 times a day and start eating because they get married and thus tie their man down.

Often prefat is used as a derogatory comment, and with consideration not just of one's physical appearance but also their personality.
That whore at work may look decent now but she's prefat. Giver her 3 years, will be round as a ball.

Christy better be careful; I heard her say she want's a big family but you know she prefat. Those pounds aren't coming off after she pops a kid.
by j_w_c October 24, 2010
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