Dead Presidents

United Stated currency used in our consumer based society to acquire goods, property or services from individual with special or technical skills.

You can also use the specific name the dead president printed on the currency that you need for that particular "product".

"Yo, hommie I'm stacking those dead presidents selling all those bags of marbles."

"I'm gonna be needin' cutty to come with (5 Benjamins) or (heavy dead presidents) for this right here."

by B-Slim...A.K.A. Matchstickman June 20, 2012

Dead Presidents

Dead presidents is another meaning for U.S. Money. It's called dead presidents because on all denominations of money there is a former U.S. President who is deceased. A term used by many who commonly live in da ghetto or used by young white boys who just found out what the term dead presidents means.

Yo my dawg I got them stacks of dead presidents cause I got six jobs.

- six jobs... Damn your life sucks.

by TheRealCuddly June 21, 2016

Washington College Presidents

The future home of your Hills East Lacrosse Captain Luke Birnbaum.. and his brother sam

Now starting for your Washington College Presidents.. Standing at 5'5 weighing 100 pounds. SAM BIRNBOMB

by Anthony Ramizel April 17, 2011

the presidents of the united states america

one of the best bands ever to not endorse comercialism. unfortunatly they recieved loads of preassure to tour more and relese more merch. evenually they broke up. some great songs by them are: lump, bag of bones, peaches, feather pluckin, and the list goes on.

the presidents of the united states of america will one day rule the world.

by yogurt August 7, 2004

the presidents of the united states america

the best band ever!

The presidents of the united states are a good band!

by JOHNSON September 15, 2003

The Best Presidents, and the Worst

1. Barack Obama
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. George Washington
5. Joe Biden
Bottom of the list:

46. Donald J. Trump

The Spirits of the Past Presidents Deciding who are The Best Presidents, and the Worst.
(In Heaven)
Abraham Lincoln's: Ugh, is that expired cheeto running for a 2nd term?
George Washingtin: Ugh, he's such a pussy grabber.
Thomas Jefferson: Well, on the bright side, America gained a few more braincells and have to vote Biden.
(After election)
Abraham Lincoln: Yay! Joe Biden won against that possessed orange.
Thomas Jefferson: Phew!
(50 years later - In Heaven)
Joe Biden: Hey guys! It was fun being president

(Hell)
Donald Trump: SATAN I KNOW I CHEATED ON MY 17 EXES MANY TIMES WHICH IS AS BAD AS KILLING IN THE BIBLE, BUT PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO EARTH TO GRAB MORE PU- I MEAN DONATE TO CHARITY!

by TrumpIsATramp December 2, 2020

Presidents Day

A holiday that has no real reason other than being an excuse for furniture and automotive dealers to have huge sales, and make Americans that don't know anything about their government feel stupid.

Example One: It's Presidents Day, so come on down and fork over alot of money for this used car...

Example Two:

Dumb Person: Hey, Happy Pres. Day, man!

Smart Person: Yeah...okay. Hey, do you know who the first five presidents were?

DP: Uh...Washington, Jefferson...Lincoln.

SP: Exactly.

by Rhobyn February 9, 2008