(PPD) Post Penile Drip.
When a dude goes out to pick up chicks. He's so anxious when taking a piss, he doesn't shake enough when completed. This results in a wet spot on his jeans in the groin area. It is sometimes hidden by untucking the shirt and stretching it downward. It can sometime go unnoticed by the pisser, which could ruin his night.
When a dude goes out to pick up chicks. He's so anxious when taking a piss, he doesn't shake enough when completed. This results in a wet spot on his jeans in the groin area. It is sometimes hidden by untucking the shirt and stretching it downward. It can sometime go unnoticed by the pisser, which could ruin his night.
He says: Hey babe...how about we go back to my crib and listen to some love songs.
She says: Ewww....is that PPD?
She says: Ewww....is that PPD?
by 1pieceofwork July 01, 2014
Professional Pole Dancer- If you or someone you know knows a chick at school or work that seems like a real slut, shes a PPD
by Foxzilla November 22, 2009
by RidgewayMan July 25, 2021
Gucci mane: wacka flocka flame sure is acting bitchy
Lil wayne: yeah, but he's PPD (period in dick)
Gucci mane: wut?
lil wayne: he has a period in his dick, dont you see the blood in his pants
Gucci mane: dont cha like my adlibs?
Lil wayne: yeah, but he's PPD (period in dick)
Gucci mane: wut?
lil wayne: he has a period in his dick, dont you see the blood in his pants
Gucci mane: dont cha like my adlibs?
by NewNYslang December 10, 2010
That feeling you get when leaving the theater after watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. You can also receive PPD from finishing the last novel in the Harry Potter series but this wasn't as bad because you always had the option of waiting for the movie to come out.
Guy 1: (upon exiting the movie theater) Dude, that Harry Potter movie was epic! I can't wait for the next one to come...oh.
Five days later
Guy 2: What's wrong with Guy 1, he hasn't been himself lately.
Guy 3: He's suffering from Post Potter Depression (PPD), last night he tried to kill himself by shouting Avada Kedavra and pointing a twig at his face.
Five days later
Guy 2: What's wrong with Guy 1, he hasn't been himself lately.
Guy 3: He's suffering from Post Potter Depression (PPD), last night he tried to kill himself by shouting Avada Kedavra and pointing a twig at his face.
by ncalderonhunt July 21, 2011
The morning after a party when you feel bad about drinking so much and fear things you've said or done could have upset someone or was just plain embarrassing.... on top of being extremely hungover.
Ugh, last night's party was insane. Why do I have 10 missed calls, and wtf - all these texts. I'm going back to bed, fuck this PPD - post party depression.
by firefly_CV October 24, 2014
Person 1: Wow that's the fifth chick Jeff slept with in the last two days.
Person 2: yep, he's a PPD.
Person 1: PPD?
Person 2: yep a proven panty dropper (PPD)
Person 2: yep, he's a PPD.
Person 1: PPD?
Person 2: yep a proven panty dropper (PPD)
by Mike Hunter mgtow October 10, 2014