Porcelain Pony

A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage

"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

poncey southern git

A description of any British subject born south of the Watford gap. Refers to said peoples' ineptitude at masculine activities, such as drinking, footie and fighting, and their penchant for indulging in more flamboyant activities, such as cocktails, opera and casual homosexuality. Also, they wear coats.

Geordie 1: Look at that soft schoodent in his scarf and duffel coat.
Geordie 2: Poncey southern git.

by TheGuvornor October 15, 2010

Phyce

Absolute terrible player who usually gets carried

Dude your literally playing like a Phyce

by gasfk June 14, 2021

bustin some porcelain

Taking a huge dump

Damn that guy was bustin some porcelain in the restroom

by mrodIV November 11, 2014

porcelain chill

That cold sensation one receives when they sit on a cold toilet seat.

Guy one: "Dude, your bathroom is cold as hell"

Guy two: "I know! I got a total porcelain chill when I went to take a dump.

by dundunduuuuun December 27, 2011

poyfect

perfect

"I'm ready, let's go"
"poyfect.. sgo!"

by YuniQ9 January 24, 2014

Porcelain Face

When someone has an emotionless face/doesn’t show emotions on their face.

They never show even the slightest emotions, it’s like they have a porcelain face..

by cøld_søba May 29, 2021