7 pounds 

The most underrated film in motion picture history

Man 1- Dude did you see 7 pounds? It changed my life!

Man 2- No I heard it sucked so I saw Yes Man.

7 pounds by Macbook January 27, 2009

ten pounds all but a penny 

this means.....................£9.99

my grandma always says this
"oooh it was ten pounds all but a penny!" cheers grandma

ten pounds all but a penny by Nobby March 25, 2006

plop a few pounds

When you need to drop a few pounds by having a big dump.
This happens when you've:
1) Just had a big meal
2) Been constipated and need to let one rip
3) Been out all night and don't trust public toilets

John: Ahh man I was out all night and the public toilets were disgusting so when I got home I had to plop a few pounds.

Mat: Dude that's disgusting !!

plop a few pounds by g-fortress March 27, 2009

Frat Pounds 

Weight put on upon joining a fraternity. Usually due to excessive beer and late night food binges.

John "Bro, Colin really put on some weight last semester."
Kevin "Na, those are just some frat pounds, don't worry about it."

Frat Pounds by christian frat December 13, 2007

200 pounds of bird shit

what you look like when you don't have a shirt on

HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!

200 pounds of bird shit by ihatemyname April 22, 2010

laughing off the pounds 

Abbreviated as LOP, laughing off the pounds referrers to the feeling of laughing so hard it feels as if one is getting abs. is used in instant messaging, texting and other electronic communication to indicate that something is humorous, LOP can be used instead, or in place of LOL, LMAO or HAHAHA. It implies that the sender is laughing hard enough to burn a significant amount of calories so as to loose weight, thus laughing off the pounds

The video of a dancing cat was so funny that I felt as if I had lost ten pounds after laughing at it, so I sent it to my friend who replied LOP (laughing off the pounds), indicating that she felt the same as I about the dancing cat video.

laughing off the pounds by Unicornfucker6969 February 8, 2018

Pounds baby, pounds 

To reinforce or establish in conversation the correct measurement is in pounds, not pieces or any other measurement system.

Lemme tell you somethin’ pal.
I’m benching at least 350. No problem.
You’re benching 350 pieces?
You better believe it,
but no… 300 pieces?
What the fuck are you
talkin.? pounds baby, pounds!

Pounds baby, pounds by Sparktorious D.O.G. December 10, 2020