Portuguese Snowblower

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.

My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.

by SG5 August 27, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.

Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

by Killmeplz July 3, 2022

Portuguese Wesley

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.

Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.

by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010

Portuguese Knife fight

Popularized by “Cage the elephant” in reference to the knife technique women from the Azores learn at a young age said to be able to kill under eight seconds and practiced on pigs.

“Don’t mess with Fatima, she knows how to Portuguese knife fight.”

by Britishbeans October 30, 2020

portuguese spy

When one being looks over the top of the urinal divider (with the urge of horniness) in order to see another being's penis. This can also be caused by the curiosity of the other man's size.

I was taking a piss and my boi Jeff stood at the urinal next to me. I didn't want to be a Portuguese Spy, but I've always wondered how big he was.

by I'm Grown Down to the Socks March 3, 2017

Portuguese Snowblower

When you have a person bend over on all fours, coat their asshole with a handful of cocaine, and proceed to have that person fart the cocaine into your nostrils as you snort it, preferably in the back of a Land Rover.

Man, last night was crazy. I brought this chick home from the bar and right before we left we got into the back of her Land Rover and she gave me the good ol’ Portuguese Snowblower.

by Hollywood524 July 24, 2023

Portuguese Snowblower

A presumably sexual act done in the back of a Land Rover.

“On Monday we dot chest, because if you want a thick chick giving you a Portuguese Snowblower in the back of her Land Rover, your pecks better be swole.”

by Blakerblock January 20, 2023