Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).
Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.
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The broke guy w/ no $ who complains about everything being uncool and not worth his time instead of just admitting he has no $, hence, he is a broke bitch poutin'.
Disgruntled, he hates on everything he can't afford, which is everything, since he is realistically unemployed. He frequently rips on other women's appearances to bolster his shattered self esteem, as his broke self is relegated to zero to fat/ugly women himself.
Broke Bitch Poutin's frequently have hobbies which they call their profession (frequently the music industry: band, recording engineers, pretty much any kind of 'artist').
Disgruntled, he hates on everything he can't afford, which is everything, since he is realistically unemployed. He frequently rips on other women's appearances to bolster his shattered self esteem, as his broke self is relegated to zero to fat/ugly women himself.
Broke Bitch Poutin's frequently have hobbies which they call their profession (frequently the music industry: band, recording engineers, pretty much any kind of 'artist').
#1: Hey man, wanna go to the game Friday night, should be an awesome time.
Broke Bitch Poutin': I can watch the game on tv and drink beer at my house, why would I go to the game, the cheerleaders are fat and parking sucks.
#1: Oh that's right, you have no real job, well no need to be a Broke Bitch Poutin' about it.
Broke Bitch Poutin': I can watch the game on tv and drink beer at my house, why would I go to the game, the cheerleaders are fat and parking sucks.
#1: Oh that's right, you have no real job, well no need to be a Broke Bitch Poutin' about it.
by Poser Shot Caller December 1, 2010
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Friend 1: Dude, I had to hide Jenny from my feed with all her political posts. She's just too out there for me.
Friend 2: Yeah, she's been binge posting about that stuff forever.
Friend 2: Yeah, she's been binge posting about that stuff forever.
by Checkthethroat July 12, 2011
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by Artsy partsy August 19, 2020
Get the Portix Art mug.A figure of speech first coined on twitter in August 2020. When legendary barstool gambling investor Dave Portnoy panic sold his bitcoin and Link after a 2% drop
Descriptive Vernacular meaning the opposite of "balls of steel" due to Portnoys lack of balls leading him to panic sell when the market turned slightly bearish
Descriptive Vernacular meaning the opposite of "balls of steel" due to Portnoys lack of balls leading him to panic sell when the market turned slightly bearish
Did you hear Simon panic sold his bitcoin last week and now it's worth triple?
Omg , he must have balls made of Dave Portnoy!
Yes, lol,scared off by a little volatility....
Omg , he must have balls made of Dave Portnoy!
Yes, lol,scared off by a little volatility....
by OldeTimer August 23, 2020
Get the Balls made of dave portnoy mug.Portia is the sweetest girl you will ever meet! She is very caring and Is protective for her friends. Portia makes her boyfriend feel like the most special person on the world and she makes sure he is okay all the time and is not shy, if anything she is over-confident and is very funny. But if you treat her wrong she will no tollerate it and will get very angry and pissed off. She has people that will stick up for her and she will always win. In two words, Shes amazing
Boy 1-Omg dude.. That portia girl is just so crazy.., i love it and i'm gonna make her mine!
Boy2- i told her she was horrible and all her mates jumped in and made me look like a fool and a dick! Jheez
Boy2- i told her she was horrible and all her mates jumped in and made me look like a fool and a dick! Jheez
by Batman1000000 January 4, 2015
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