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pakistani drill press

When a guy stands over a girl with her ankles pinned behind her ears by his hands and he goes up and down on her like a drill press.
Bob's wife asked if I could perform a pakistani drill press on her last night.
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Pornistan

The term became a synonym for the nation of Pakistan in 2010 after news sites reported that Pakistan is finally no. 1 at something: Watching porn on the internet!

According to Google Trends, Pakistanis are particularly interested in child sex, rape sex, animal sex, horse sex, donkey sex and of course camel sex making them world leaders for those search terms in Google. To keep the competition fair for smaller countries (Pakistan has 173 million citizens), only searches per citizen were considered.

Despite Pakistan's long and active history of internet censorship, the government has no problems with rape, child and animal porn as long as it does not criticize slam.
No. 1 Nation in Sexy Web Searches? Call it Pornistan - Fox News

Makhdoom Syed Yousaf Raza: Hey, want to come to my party tomorrow evening? We'll be watching some child sex and camel sex movies.
Bill: You sick Pornostani bastard!
by Baumbart March 18, 2011
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Pakistani mud puddle

to explode ones bowels via diarrhea inside the upper tank part of the toilet. this is basically the same as an upper decker, except this fills the tank with pure diarrhea. this usually occurs after consuming large amounts of various spicy and/or ethnic foods.
i just ate some extremely spicy yellow curry from jafaars middle eastern authentic cuisine restaurant, and when i get the hot sweaty spicy shits, i'm going to totally Pakistani mud puddle justin's toilet.
by massive clue June 9, 2009
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Pakistani Shower

To use the shower instead of toilet paper after defecating
Jeffery didn't have any toilet paper in his house, Sheila hadn't gone to the store, so he made a split-second decision to take a Pakistani shower, that would clear away the dingle berries.
by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2007
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Pakistani fly trap

A Vagina that is unwashed, sweaty, salty, odorous, and hairy.
God damn that chick wearing the burka robe smells like pakistani fly trap.
by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
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Pakistani Patwari

Pakistani Patwari are those who support corruption and they are also do some couuupt things
by PMLNN August 28, 2018
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Pakistani Backhand

While wanking, to:
a)While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool. Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.
b)Have your hand reversed (palm on top) grip.

Another position to Masturbate
by Love It Lots October 28, 2010
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