Porker

A fat fuck that will never amount to anything in life. Born from the most hick family, a Porker can mate with his equally fat sister. Also, inspiring to be DJ Skippy (a no name Disc Jockey that is equally a waste of life as a Porker) the Porker spins the mixes from the 80's, 90's, and today. A Porker also tends to get pointless tattoos that only make his rotund appearance more fustrating to the normal human being. A Porker is a drain on the human race and needs to be eliminated to ensure a better looking human species. (similar to blacks and jews)

"Yo that kid Justin Winters is a real Porker"

by Alvis Snow May 13, 2010

porker

A fat white woman who has a pink skin tone.

Q:How's the party scene?
A: There's a couple a foxes and rest are porkers

by Izzy AkA Chevy_hYbRiD February 19, 2007

porker

cops; police; po-po; 5-0

look at these fuckin porkers always merkin niggaz.

by waudi c. wilkins August 05, 2003

porker

A desirable female with buxom proportions.

She is a fine porker.

by Jolly Roger March 20, 2004

Porker

A corrupt/racist police officer

That motherfuckin' porker pulled me over for no reason at all

by NBA2PAC April 11, 2016

Porker

Someone who, no matter what your argument or how you frame your beliefs/ideas will just not listen.

Basically someone who says, "Listen, I know I am right and if you try to change my mind with facts and logic I won't listen and I will consider you a pos for even attempting to do so!"

Karen: How could you possibly think that citing Wikipedia as a source is acceptable!
Guy: Okay Karen, stop being such a fucking porker.

by Pepperboiknowledge July 27, 2020

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016