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Porchpussy

A person who talks shit to you from their porch but never leaves the porch.
Some kid called me a bitch from his porch but never left it, what a porchpussy.
by RT51 February 9, 2010
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Porchea

Super fly! Funny, witty, and friendly.Not to be messed with on a bad day less u want to be wolverined!
Person 1: Boy, that Porchea sure is fun to be around, but what's wrong with her today?

Person2: Don't mess around and get wolverined!
by Tramacat April 6, 2010
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Smoking on the porch

When a girl starts to tickle your butthole and maybe penetrates it with a finger, but only a one knuckle allowance. Anything over one knuckle is smoking in the house and that's simply not allowed.
I mean she was hot and was down for whatever, I let her smoke on the porch but nothing more. She was a classy broad. (Smoking on the porch)
by Karlos Danger January 23, 2017
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porch dog

A person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever. The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive.

Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.
Yeah, that guy has a scathing response to just about everyone who posts in this forum. He's a real porch dog.
by Vitruvian Man May 25, 2006
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Porch Beef

1. Crude meat derived from questionable origins, usually pungent and fetid in odor.

2. Slang for Penis

3. Slang for artificially augmented breasts.
Paris Hilton's underleg area reeks of porch beef.
by Foon J Cracker October 24, 2009
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Poschyen

Origin of the word is thus far known to be Polwarth (Edinburgh), where a youth gang of 3 members (!!!) brought the word to its current state of fame. The word itself is an abbreviation of a posh wank - masturbation with the use of a condom to avoid major cum spillage and, according to one member of the gang (Heeaada), self fertilisation. The word is believed to have german influences. The word is mostly used by its self, often bawled out without direct relation to the conversation. The provocations for shouting "poschyen" are essentially unnumnbered. Example are a cry of protest but more likely it is used to convey sexual desire towards another human being, animal or object.
"That bird on the balcony is sooo tidy!"
"POSCHYEN!!!"
by Louise Coulter August 11, 2008
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porphyrophile

Someone obsessed with the color purple, to disturbing extremes.
Suzi's such a porphyrophile, I swear, all she does is sit and stare at purple things. And sometimes gnaws.
by suzi (the mythical tuna) February 11, 2004
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