manly poppins

A guy who seems practically perfect in every way (like mary poppins)... tries to woo you with flowers and wine, your mum would love him, and he ticks all the boxes, even the unimportant ones. But for some reason you just aren't attracted to him.

I want to like him, but he's too manly poppins

by miss poppins October 7, 2010

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Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020

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Mary Poppins stripper

An exotic dancer who not only has a banging ass body but also lays it straight wit the advice, and she does for free

Yo i was over at the pink oyster and i found this Mary Poppins stripper, i mean shit she was cool as hell and gave me relationship advice for free.

by xclbrican August 18, 2008

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Mary Poppins

When a beautiful, proper, British chick gives a handjob, while singing step by step directions of what she is doing.

While he received a Mary Poppins last night; she was singing “ A hand full of penis helps the jizz come up”!

by TheRealMcNasty June 10, 2018

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mary poppins

the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.

Person 1:"I heard you're gettin' freakin' married...are you serious??? you know love doesn't last."
Person 2:"yes it does!!!!...I'm so EXCITED!!!"(said while smiling hard)
Person 2: "that is so freakin' Mary Poppins!!!!

by Dawn Frost August 8, 2005